Joke thread

[Zubrman]

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You have to be of an alchy persuasion to appreciate that one.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

High pressure coming?
Things are picking up?


I got it. A warm front moving in.

Looks more like a cold front!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Still too much

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[BlueFurn]

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Still too much

Much too much….

 

[sir baconface]

 

[BigJoe#1]

**** Tree File

 

[Jocks Y-Fronts]

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Kestrel Lager ?? Who remembers ?

 

[dickie davies]

Kestrel Lager ?? Who remembers ?

I was a department manager at a cash and carry and the wines and spirits buyer gave me a can of Kestrel super strength. It was a new line and developed to rival special brew
I took it home, put it in the fridge and forgot about it until one day I'd ran out of normal beer and that was the only thing left
One mouthful was enough
Utterly disgusting stuff

 

[Shirley]

Okay which disgruntled Blue Moon member has murdered Lavinda Past ( not seen on these pages since December 31st 2024) in retaliation for his never ending stream of crap jokes. And where did you bury the body?

Perhaps he made a new year resolution!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I was a department manager at a cash and carry and the wines and spirits buyer gave me a can of Kestrel super strength. It was a new line and developed to rival special brew
I took it home, put it in the fridge and forgot about it until one day I'd ran out of normal beer and that was the only thing left
One mouthful was enough
Utterly disgusting stuff

Yeah the green wasn't nice but the black was fucking awful.

 

[sir baconface]

Kestrel Lager ?? Who remembers ?

If you drank the stuff, you won’t remember anything.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[bluemanc16]

Perhaps he made a new year resolution!

Never mind the body what happened to the joke book

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[noblelord]

 

[Sam101]

I had my legs X-rayed at my BUPA health check today

The doctor said: 'Both of your patella measure 2.54cm'.

I said: 'Inch-high knees?'

He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高'