Joke thread

[Vienna_70]

You should let the milk jokes go passed your eyes !

Benny Hill liked this joke more than 50 years ago!

"Oh Ernie, I’d be happy if it comes up to my chest!"

 

[NorCalBlue]

This "joke" was posted only a few weeks ago, and as I said then, a cow producing two litres a day isn’t worth milking.

To make the "joke" more realistic, 20 litres is a much better figure.

More realistic, but not any funnier

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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OK, where the fuck did I leave that? I’ve been looking all over the place!

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Okay which disgruntled Blue Moon member has murdered Lavinda Past ( not seen on these pages since December 31st 2024) in retaliation for his never ending stream of crap jokes. And where did you bury the body?

Did the Dandy and Beano Annuals not get published this year?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

OK, where the fuck did I leave that? I’ve been looking all over the place!

In Idaho's bedroom

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Vienna_70]

More realistic, but not any funnier

It’s not at all funny, hence me writing "joke".

 

[Sam101]

 

[ChicagoBlue]

In Idaho's bedroom

Depth gauge???

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Depth gauge???

Can't see any lube on it

 

[jimharri]

 

[hallsteve62]

Benny Hill liked this joke more than 50 years ago!

"Oh Ernie, I’d be happy if it comes up to my chest!"

That tickled old Ernie ; )

 

[bladdered]

 

[NZBlue]

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This is the one I thought of

 

[kippaxneil]

Listening to Marty Pellow on BBC R2 earlier. Apparently, he's been suffering from arthritis in recent years.
He says he can feel it in his fingers and he can feel it in his toes.

 

[TinFoilHat]

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I hope Gabby says "It looks like a frozen sausage!"

:D

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I hope Gabby says "It looks like a frozen sausage!"

:D

Love the scene where Bob and the pissed up dad square up to each other shouting "yeah" at each other for about 30 seconds!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]