Joke thread

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[KS55]

I have climbed Wank. Very scenic. Nice Gasthaus.
Garmiish is a good place to visit in the summer, lots of good walks and a good local bus service to other places.
In the winter, of course, it is mega skiing area with a fantastic ski jump comp on New Years Day.

 

[Blue Mist]

I have climbed Wank. Very scenic. Nice Gasthaus.
Garmiish is a good place to visit in the summer, lots of good walks and a good local bus service to other places.
In the winter, of course, it is mega skiing area with a fantastic ski jump comp on New Years Day.

"Lots of good walks"

Was that a typo ?

Just askin"

 

[dickie davies]

My brother who has lived in Germany since 1981 once told me a German joke
Before I repeat it, I must explain that when he told me this there were two types of petrol you could purchase. Normal & super
Now the joke

A guy pulls his car into a service station, gets out, stands behind a fuel pump and starts wanking
The girl in the shop sees him, opens her window and shouts " hey, that's not normal "
Furiously playing with himself the bloke shouts back " no, this is super"

 

[bladdered]

My brother who has lived in Germany since 1981 once told me a German joke
Before I repeat it, I must explain that when he told me this there were two types of petrol you could purchase. Normal & super
Now the joke

A guy pulls his car into a service station, gets out, stands behind a fuel pump and starts wanking
The girl in the shop sees him, opens her window and shouts " hey, that's not normal "
Furiously playing with himself the bloke shouts back " no, this is super"

Probably sounds better in German.

 

[SamTheGuru]

A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?


Society.

 

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[NZBlue]

My brother who has lived in Germany since 1981 once told me a German joke
Before I repeat it, I must explain that when he told me this there were two types of petrol you could purchase. Normal & super
Now the joke

A guy pulls his car into a service station, gets out, stands behind a fuel pump and starts wanking
The girl in the shop sees him, opens her window and shouts " hey, that's not normal "
Furiously playing with himself the bloke shouts back " no, this is super"

And they say Germans have no sense of humour.

You've just proved them right

 

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