Stupid little things that bug you

blue b4 the moon said:
Making a schoolboy error.

I sanded down a garden bench yesterday using sandpaper wrapped round a suitable piece of wood, job looks great however, I've managed to rub my finger prints off with not wearing a glove and I've now got to put my pin number & passwords in to get in my phone and for various sites until the come back as my biometric won't work.... lovely smooth fingers though.
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That happens to me everytime I trim out a house.
 
lefty goldblatt said:
That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.
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More likely the church inn
 
lefty goldblatt said:
That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.
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Ostentatious religious fuckwittery.
 
Every fucker on the road thinking that they need a car that's so high off the ground that you can't see past them, all you can see is there big fuck off range rover/mercedes/hyundai/bullshit 4x4, and you need to leave a 5 second gap between you and them just to be able to react to their shit braking patterns.

Yeah, cause you need a massive 4x4 for you and the mrs. to go to sainsbury's in once a week. Wankers.

IMO.
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Every fucker on the road thinking that they need a car that's so high off the ground that you can't see past them, all you can see is there big fuck off range rover/mercedes/hyundai/bullshit 4x4, and you need to leave a 5 second gap between you and them just to be able to react to their shit braking patterns.

Yeah, cause you need a massive 4x4 for you and the mrs. to go to sainsbury's in once a week. Wankers.

IMO.
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Agree. Its very difficult terrain to navigate on the school run and to the supermarket. You know, that tarmac stuff. They put it down then roll it flat. 4x4 is essential for it.
Wankers
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Every fucker on the road thinking that they need a car that's so high off the ground that you can't see past them, all you can see is there big fuck off range rover/mercedes/hyundai/bullshit 4x4, and you need to leave a 5 second gap between you and them just to be able to react to their shit braking patterns.

Yeah, cause you need a massive 4x4 for you and the mrs. to go to sainsbury's in once a week. Wankers.

IMO.
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It's not so much the 4x4 cars, it's the cars on steroids that get on my tits. Whatever happened to dad, mum and 3 kids fiting into a Renault 16? Nowadays, they're driving in cars that are almost the size of a Transit van
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Every fucker on the road thinking that they need a car that's so high off the ground that you can't see past them, all you can see is there big fuck off range rover/mercedes/hyundai/bullshit 4x4, and you need to leave a 5 second gap between you and them just to be able to react to their shit braking patterns.

Yeah, cause you need a massive 4x4 for you and the mrs. to go to sainsbury's in once a week. Wankers.

IMO.
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reminds me of something else that f**ks me off

The Politics of Envy...
 
Car mechanics , is there any other trade that mess you about and inconvenience you as much ?
 
DiscoSteve said:
reminds me of something else that f**ks me off

The Politics of Envy...
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Envy? HA-har! My cock's big enough, I don't need a car to compensate!

I'm like Bernardo, I'm happy with my fuel efficient Golf pal, and I know how to control my speed with my accelerator unlike some pricks who need to brake every 3 seconds because they're angry and in a rush....

....even though they can see the traffic lights are on red 10m up the road.
 
IMHO the vast majority of 4x4 haters are generally in that camp - its pathetic to be honest - I had nearly 20 years running around in them as my daily drivers and saw/heard it ALL the time - and no I didn't need one for anytning specific, but during the time it suited me/family and I F*CKING wanted one and could afford it (4 actually)! My favourite gripe was "oh the A-pillar is soooo huge you're clearly can't see out of it properly and a danger to little johnny pedestrian jaywalking in the street and will MOW HIM DOWN MERCILESSLY!" followed closely by the "Think of the polar bears!" And yes I took them ALL off-road!
 
DiscoSteve said:
IMHO the vast majority of 4x4 haters are generally in that camp - its pathetic to be honest - I had nearly 20 years running around in them as my daily drivers and saw/heard it ALL the time - and no I didn't need one for anytning specific, but during the time it suited me/family and I F*CKING wanted one and could afford it (4 actually)! My favourite gripe was "oh the A-pillar is soooo huge you're clearly can't see out of it properly and a danger to little johnny pedestrian jaywalking in the street and will MOW HIM DOWN MERCILESSLY!" followed closely by the "Think of the polar bears!" And yes I took them ALL off-road!
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So much anger.
So much vitriol.
So many exclamation points.

"because I can afford to" is one of the most selfish perspectives on Earth.

and look at you showing off, little Stevie 4 4x4s, there's that compensation thing I was on about :)

Go on, give me some more, I'm pissing my sides.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Making a schoolboy error.

I sanded down a garden bench yesterday using sandpaper wrapped round a suitable piece of wood, job looks great however, I've managed to rub my finger prints off with not wearing a glove and I've now got to put my pin number & passwords in to get in my phone and for various sites until the come back as my biometric won't work.... lovely smooth fingers though.
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I'd have never of thought of that. Then again I'm thick and dont need my finger prints to get in anything.....fair play though.
 
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