Stupid little things that bug you

[mexico1970]

When people say "Don't believe everything you read" but really mean "Believe what I read".

CUNTS :)

 

[Cellarite]

People who talk loudly and dominate conversations, never give someone else a chance.
Noisy annoying twats.

My manager. He has to get involved and dominate the conversation regardless of the subject. Someone will come to the door and ask me how the match was last night if I've gone (I live in East Yorkshire). I'll start to answer and he'll take over. "I thought they were a bit slow getting started, Foden played well."

The question was directed at me who left the stadium 10 hours ago!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Getting in my car after the game to see 'a ticket' under my wiper blade which in the dark looked like a parking ticket.

Fuck off Soccer Express.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Entitled neighbours who think they own the street. You do not own the parking spot infront of your house.

When we moved in, a next door neighbour knocked on and asked us not to have friends or family park outside their house. Since this event, it seems fine for their friends and family to park outside ours.

The general public are a bunch of self entitled c*nts.

 

[urban genie]

The new bee buses anouncents on certain routes the 216, 219 , 203 etc

it is the two sixteen not 2-1-6
two nineteen not 2-1-9
and 203 not two zero three


petty like but really vexes me for some reason

 

[give it to gordon]

People who talk loudly and dominate conversations, never give someone else a chance.
Noisy annoying twats.

You met my ex ?

 

[bluemcr]

When people say something is "Boujee" Get to fuck!

 

[Blue Mist]

The new bee buses anouncents on certain routes the 216, 219 , 203 etc

it is the two sixteen not 2-1-6
two nineteen not 2-1-9
and 203 not two zero three


petty like but really vexes me for some reason

Nah I'm sorry but that's weird. Growing up in Flixton/Urmston it was always the 2-5-3.
No one ever, ever said the 2 fifty three.

Mind you, I remember it bring called the 3

 

[urban genie]

Nah I'm sorry but that's weird. Growing up in Flixton/Urmston it was always the 2-5-3.
No one ever, ever said the 2 fifty three.

Mind you, I remember it bring called the 3

2-5-3 sounds right like 2-0-3

2-1-9 doesn't

 

[KS55]

As a kid I always caught the 1 oh 1 or the 1 oh 3 down the Parkway.

 

[Silva Citizen]

As a kid I always caught the 1 oh 1 or the 1 oh 3 down the Parkway.

Always the 101 to Greenbrow Parade in Newall Green for me.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

People in social media forums, comments pages who start their sentence with "as an arsenal fan..." "as a liverpool fan I have to say...." "as a utd fan...."

Lying twats

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

As a City fan I have to agree with you

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

This trend now where people are getting AI to make a doll out of them with accessories.

 

[Cellarite]

Nah I'm sorry but that's weird. Growing up in Flixton/Urmston it was always the 2-5-3.
No one ever, ever said the 2 fifty three.

Mind you, I remember it bring called the 3

"What bus are you getting home Kev?"

"Either the 64 or the 66 Nanna."

"Why don't you get the 554? It comes at quarter to and quarter past the hour."

"Nanna, we're had this conversation at least once a week for the past decade. Just because you know the bus timetable, it doesn't mean the 554 goes anywhere near my house."

 

[richardtheref]

My wife will insist that she will watch a drama film/series with me. Usually about 45 minutes in she will say that she can't follow what is going on. This couldn't possibly be down to the fact that she's constantly on her phone surfing Facebook, x , etc

 

[Barcon]

Cuban passport control. Jesus christ man. Giddy the fuck up, you lazy twats.

 

[Bri1975]

The term "twice removed" when describing how two people are related , I have no idea what it means and what is being removed ?

 

[Bri1975]

My missus , no matter what time I get up 5 mins later she's down bloody talking to me !
Got up at 4:30 few days ago to go for a walk, she text me 5 mins later to ask if she could join me

 

[mancboy]

My missus , no matter what time I get up 5 mins later she's down bloody talking to me !
Got up at 4:30 few days ago to go for a walk, she text me 5 mins later to ask if she could join me

at least she asks lol, my missus gets up to tell me that ive woke her up by getting up, im like fecking go back to sleep then