Speaking of being taken out, when I was running the internal audit department of the luxury group with which I spent most of my career, the guy running the Mexico company was a bit of a "character", so we went to audit the company every two years. The first two times whenever we asked a question of the accountant the answer was that he was new because the previous accountant had been killed in a car accident.
Lunches with the boss were good, though. Started at 11, finished at 4 with lots of good beer. Good times. He knew how to treat auditors :) And accountants :(