Joke thread

[Sam101]

‘I used to play a musical instrument on cruise ships’.


‘Piano ?’


‘No, Cunard’...

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[MCFC68]

 

[jimharri]

That did make me LOL.

 

[KS55]

After sex last night my gf said: “You’re the biggest I’ve ever had.”
Apparently “Ditto” was not the correct response.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bladdered]

 

[jimharri]

 

[Dicko69]

 

[eric pode of croydon]

I know that you are a mod, but can you ban yourself for posting that?

 

[jimharri]

I know that you are a mod, but can you ban yourself for posting that?

Let me think about it.

 

[roman totale]

 

[bladdered]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Hertzblue]

Struggling with these fucking online dating sites :(

 

[JRockBlues]

Struggling with these fucking online dating sites :(View attachment 163374

They ask you to be as truthful as you can when answering but when you do you just get penalised for it. Just not fair.

 

[ROBSH34]