United Thread | 2025/26

[surprisedbygrass]

GD over the last 4 seasons in the #PL:

City +224
United +4

Fantastic data. Surprised the media aren't sharing it widely ...oh , wait a minute .

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I used to resent the rags always being on the TV. It seemed the TV companies could plough money into the Disney 11 without limit. Now I look forward to the week end hoping that they are on TV. They always are. The rags are wonderfully entertaining, and when they are the Saturday match at 12.30 pm it gets the week end off to a flying start. Wonderfully entertaining. Even if they are on at 4.30 on Sunday it signs the week end off in style. Thank you Ineos, thank you.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Still people are happy to monetise the Forest fan.

His breakdowns are for clicks and cash. The less coverage he gets the better for all of us.

 

[Blue Mist]

If it is true that Scruffy Jim won't sack Amorim before mid November just to save 12 million (plus compo for a new manager)
They could be right in the shit by then. All for 15-18 mill !
So here's a thought.....

Most in here say the rags won't get relegated but, by mid November, if they've only got 10-11 points even a new manager might struggle to right a sinking ship.

All for 12 - 18 million of your finest English pounds.
(Kneels down and prays to a god he doesn't believe exists)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Makes me laugh. Guy behind him covering his mouth with his hand so we don't see his grin.

I wait for the bingo completion video for his rants.

 

[Penfold the Duke]

At college as an apprentice, we’d wait to go out on Thursday night by watching TOTP for Debby Harry (other female heart throbs also available) and spend the first hour in the pub debating who was most in love with her. Payday, Thursday nights, pubs, 5 lads out in the car, life was so simple

 

[city2]

Fuck me look who’s in 15 place never expected that.

 

[KentBlue]

At college as an apprentice, we’d wait to go out on Thursday night by watching TOTP for Debby Harry (other female heart throbs also available) and spend the first hour in the pub debating who was most in love with her. Payday, Thursday nights, pubs, 5 lads out in the car, life was so simple

Debbie Harry was almost a victim of Ted Bundy's. He stopped and offered her a lift in the early hours of the morning, but her gut sense told her to run like fuck.

 

[freshie]

 

[Sk@mcfc]

We should start our own on 1. See if they can get to 2 wins in a row.

Get some **** with a wig standing behind it

 

[Vienna_70]

I'd prefer it to be how many years since they moved out of Manchester

A number we're all too familiar with.

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm hearing Gareth Southgate as well as Potter. What a wonderful world...

Louis Armstrong likes this post.

 

[1961_vintage]

Stone has no shame, PR piece leaked to him the daft twat

Those nice shiny watches don't pay for themselves dontcherno.

 

[Vienna_70]

Deborah was absolutely gorgeous in her day.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Update from ManU head of PR Slimy Stone

The rags are hardly going to admit that they’re actively seeking to replace AMoron, are they?

 

[Gordyola]

The rags are hardly going to admit that they’re actively seeking to replace AMoron, are they?

I somewhat doubt it but fingers crossed he has their confidence as haw their choice and will cost them to change

 

[southamptonblue]

Could be worse - he could be a regular motd pundit.....

He'd relegate MOTD to BBC2.

 

[southamptonblue]

Hey, I rather like his build: a finer figure of a man you never saw, a true athlete. I've no time for bulging biceps and six-packs, jogging and health foods. Nope. Endless binge eating sessions, gorging on large burger and fries (26 times a day), 12 tins of Quality Street before bed, and 10 pizzas when I'm actually in bed. Then I'll set the alarm to go off in the early hours to wake me up for my snack - 4 packets of chocolate digestives, 18 packets of cheese and onion crisps and an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with diet Pepsi...of course, a varied diet helps: now and again jumbo sized sausage rolls instead of pizza.

He was always a big lad from a young kid, but actually was a decent midfielder, aswell as a keeper.

 

[Franny 1234]

Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.
Dodgy penalty & goal at Fulham drew.
Last min pen Vs Burnley won
Battered off City lost
Luck against Chelsea & hung on to win
Battered off Brentford

Sunderland at the swamp
Dippers at Klanfield
Brighton at swamp
Forest away
Spurs away

Next 5 fixtures i see them getting 4pts, 6 at most lol

I think your being generous 2pts, 4 at most is my prediction

 

[dublinblue12]

Seems obvious that the stingy old twat Ratcliffe is hanging on until the £12M clause has expired, total paralysis across the club until then which is beautiful, upcoming fixtures until that deadline
Oct 4th Sunderland (H) - probably a dodgy win or a draw
Oct 19th Dippers (A) - Plucky loss, draw at best
Oct 25th Brighton (H) - Probably a Brighton win
Nov 1st Forest (A) - Ange may have them playing by then, but proper lottery that result

then Spuds away on Nov 8th, maybe they'll wait till they get beat there to finish him unless they lose at Forest

The only way they win any of those is an enormous slice of luck, a man sent of or a peno. It's unlikely but Hopefully it's against the dippers which would also be enough maybe to keep Ruben there until xmas