De Bruyne?

[manimanc]

A questions for the mods.
Is there anyway possible that you can drug test posters?
These responses are straight from a sofa in a crack house.

 

[lasereyes]

Kevin de Bruyne, our Belgian star
A midfielder ace who's sure to go far
His blistering runs tearing defences asunder
Making Mourinho regret his colossal blunder

 

[aguerooooo]

I certainly hope for the many who seem to have been affected mentally (yes,myself included) that this transfer gets sorted one way or another ,What with people looking for cones outside a medical facility Red carpet outside the Etihad. and private jets coming from the fatherland (we haven't had as much interest re flying objects coming from Germany since the 1939-1945 confrontation} KDB has a lot to answer for!!!!

 

[Dave S]

Don't give up your day job just yet.

 

[NQCitizen]

Kevin de Bruyne, our Belgian star
A midfielder ace who's sure to go far
His blistering runs tearing defences asunder
Making Mourinho regret his colossal blunder

^ 100% of the football chants with "asunder" in are shown above.

 

[blue banks]

'The fucking train is fucking late,
You fucking wait and fucking wait'

A prescient line, I feel.

Awesome tune/spoken word piece. Works the crowd up to a fucking frenzy!

 

[andyhinch]

I want some Kev news
:)

I hear he's on lookout duty at the aerodrome as we speak :)

 

[BlueDruid]

A questions for the mods.
Is there anyway possible that you can drug test posters?
These responses are straight from a sofa in a crack house.

We're all bored waiting so we need to entertain ourselves somehow............




......... and there may be drugs involved too!

 

[oldius]

KDB
Easy as 1,2,3
Two fingers to Chelsea
And jose
Now he plays for Man City yeah.

To the tune of ABC obviously.

 

[BlueDruid]

KDB, KDB are you Harry in disguise
Arrrreeee you Arry in dis-guise

 

[aguero93:20]

K..D..B..
He's our ginger David Silva!

(to the tune of Craig David, When the crowd say Bo Selecta)

;)

You should be shot. I'm not joking, you should actually be shot.

 

[Ajm1985]

So, any updates other than songs? Also, what has happened to True_Blue?

 

[Stephenhakin]

You should be shot. I'm not joking, you should actually be shot.

Fucking hell. Not quite sure what to say about this.

 

[Hart’s Bird]

You should be shot. I'm not joking, you should actually be shot.

Thanks for the reply, blue.

 

[blue banks]

Would be nice to get some fresh quotes or news from any of our ITKs.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

You should be shot. I'm not joking, you should actually be shot.

From close range,in the face,with an RPG.

 

[blue banks]

Thanks for the reply, blue.

Don't worry - he's not being serious. I think this protracted transfer has some people a bit frustrated. Sleep easy tonite.

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

Has he actually told them he wants to leave yet?

If not I can only assume that he prefers to wait for a move to Bayern next summer, (which would bring guaranteed success in a one team league each season), rather than testing himself in much more competitive premier league.

It's time for for the lad to put up or shut up, we can't be p*ssed about much longer.

NB. If it is Dzeko that's holding things up, just pay him up & tell him to do one, Vis a vis Nial Quinn, way back when.

 

[Stephenhakin]

Would be nice to get some fresh quotes or news from any of our ITKs.

I'm hoping the lack of news is good news. Ric posted saying something would happen today, maybe a transfer request.

 

[BLUEPUGH]

So, any updates other than songs? Also, what has happened to True_Blue?

until sky sports post that yellow banner of rolling news don't believe anything, sit back relax and enjoy the best of KBD anthems