Oleg Shatov

[pudge]

The great wall of China was built to keep out Shatov free kicks, it failed

#shatfact

#Shact?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

#Shact?

A Shatov free kick once hit a building, its now know as the leaning tower of Pisa

#shatfact

 

[JASR]

Shatov only plays football as it wouldn’t be fair if he entered the Olympics and won every gold medal

#shatfact

Incorrect.

With Russia athletics banned from Rio, Shatov has been promoted to be Russia athletics sole representative. Mrs Shatov (Shatov with comedy boobs) will compete in all the women's events.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Incorrect.

With Russia athletics banned from Rio, Shatov has been promoted to be Russia athletics representative. Mrs Shatov (Shatov with comedy boobs) will compete in all the women's events.

No dont ever doubt a shatfact, he's imposted a ban on himself in all events as its unfair, as he could even win the show jumping without a horse, the sailing/rowing without a boat and the cycling without a bike

#shatfact

 

[JASR]

No dont ever doubt a shatfact, he's imposted a ban on himself in all events as its unfair, as he could even win the show jumping without a horse, the sailing/rowing without a boat and the cycling without a bike

#shatfact

He's not competing in the shooting events then?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He's not competing in the shooting events then?

He could win them by pointing his finger and saying Boom

#shatfact

 

[aguero93:20]

Are people still debating with him? He tried to tell me Hulk was better than Messi ffs.

 

[kaz7]

Are people still debating with him? He tried to tell me Hulk was better than Messi ffs.

We are taking the piss,i reckon it is Bill on a wind up

 

[aguero93:20]

We are taking the piss,i reckon it is Bill on a wind up

Some of you are taking the piss.

 

[kaz7]

Some of you are taking the piss.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, but Jack couldn’t avoid a Shatov free kick

#shatfact

 

[Aguerovic]

Are people still debating with him? He tried to tell me Hulk was better than Messi ffs.

Hulk better than Messi? Lol. I made a list of top 5-6 players in Europe this season and I included Hulk but not Messi. Messi is definitely a better player but he's been inactive this season. I can't compare him, therefore. Stop spreading disinformation.

 

[aguero93:20]

Hulk better than Messi? Lol. I made a list of top 5-6 players in Europe this season and I included Hulk but not Messi. Messi is definitely a better player but he's been inactive this season. I can't compare him, therefore. Stop spreading disinformation.

Hulk wouldn't be in a list of top 5 players in Swaziland.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Shatov can touch MC Hammer

#shatfact

 

[aguero93:20]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, but Jack couldn’t avoid a Shatov free kick

#shatfact

So basically Jack is like Hulk, but with more speed, athleticism and footballing ability?

 

[kaz7]

Hulk better than Messi? Lol. I made a list of top 5-6 players in Europe this season and I included Hulk but not Messi. Messi is definitely a better player but he's been inactive this season. I can't compare him, therefore. Stop spreading disinformation.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

So basically Jack is like Hulk, but with more speed, athleticism and footballing ability?

Yes that is right, however Shatov is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I wish everyone would stop taking the piss out of Aguerovic, he's only stating facts. Shatfacts

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Theres no I in Shatov but there is in team if Shatov is in it

#shatfact

 

[aguero93:20]

Yes that is right, however Shatov is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I wish everyone would stop taking the piss out of Aguerovic, he's only stating facts. Shatfacts

He was great in Boston Legal too.

 

[kaz7]

Yes that is right, however Shatov is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I wish everyone would stop taking the piss out of Aguerovic, he's only stating facts. Shatfacts