Rammy Blue
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He's fucking wank.
I suspect its mainly people aged between 16 - 35 who love him.Surely there cant be anyone left who actually rates this guy?
I can't believe he's survived as long as he has. Far too many mediocre to woeful performances in terms of technique and awareness, and way too slow.
He's fucking wank.
... Or he's under instruction? But no I'm sure he's just uncooperative or lazy. That must be why mancini and pellegrini played him so much.He's very fast attacking but mysteriously slow defending. I suspect he likes attacking but can't be arsed defending.
We've allowed ourselves to be in this situation by not replacing him in any of the 4/5 years we've had chance. I doubt Pellegrini even looks at him as a left back, more an outlet for us in an attacking sense. Unfortunately for us he doesn't do that role anywhere near as well as in the past and what's left is a player who is technically sound but not great going in either direction anymore.He can only kick with one foot. And he does mainly 'kick' with it, rather than pass. I suspect that if we got a lot of free kicks & he got to take them, he would score quite a few. That is his real talent.
When he's at his absolute best, he defends ok & gets forward & can create chances. We then all go 'ah he's not as bad as we thought, in fact he's pretty good, we were wrong to slag him off' then he plays like dogshit for half a season & just basically fails to do his job. We get conned by a few decent performances, every season. There are loads of nothing players who produce occasional spells of decent form. Almost every team has them, but they don't usually play for top teams.
The greatest trick Kolarov ever pulled was to convince the world he was a professional footballer!
And winner of countless trophies and international caps.
Pep will move Kolarov on if he doesn't rate him and Zabba or Sagna too!
John O'Shea has more trophies and International caps than Kolarov and he was just as fucking wank.
John O'Shea has more trophies and International caps than Kolarov and he was just as fucking wank.