The first thing this useless, longball knobhead needs to do is learn how to fasten up the top button on his shirt and how to tie a tie. Its one thing bringing his special brand of pub football to the intenational scene, its something else tipping up looking like a relief manager from Wetherspoons, embarrasing the entire country in the process. Making Neville Southall look like a satorial man about town is no way to go through life. If you do one thing before you get sacked, its stop chewing gum as though you're noshing on your wife's muff and show your country some respect by dressing the part. Looking like some fat drunk bewildered pub landlord is no way to represent your country. Every England manager since Sir Alf has failed and Fat Sam will be no different. The best we can hope for is that when he goes down he doesn't look like some old fat lesbian in a badly fitting suit.
