Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

johnny on the spot said:
The list is endless and NSFW as fuck, but believe me she talks the talk. I didn't have to open Lobster Tube this morning for the first time in almost a year.

What I like about her, apart from her looks, charm and confidence is that she seems to get off on getting inside my head and she's very very easy to talk to. She'd make a superb detective.
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And getting inside your arse.
 
johnny on the spot said:
The list is endless and NSFW as fuck, but believe me she talks the talk. I didn't have to open Lobster Tube this morning for the first time in almost a year.

What I like about her, apart from her looks, charm and confidence is that she seems to get off on getting inside my head and she's very very easy to talk to. She'd make a superb detective.
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As long as it's not your intestines she's planning to get inside :)
 
Why am I thinking about the supa dupa dildo song reading this thread.
 
johnny on the spot said:
Let's keep this in the C-o-C folks.

Following the failure of my marriage I've been out and about making friends.

Now I've taken strides to keep myself tidy, polish up my act and be as positive as possible.

I won't lie, I've not been looking for female attention, but I scrub up OK and it's trickling in a bit.

There suddenly appears this lady, my age, who seems very keen and we've hit it off really well on the old interwebs and IRL. She's right up my street, good looking, intelligent and funny but she has a dark side. She's just confessed to me that she likes 'hitty hitty things', likes boys and girls and sees a dominatrix to get spanked on the regular.

Am I quids in or should I drop and run?


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Simpliest answer, If it something you think you would enjoy, go for it, if not, dont.
 
johnny on the spot said:
Let's keep this in the C-o-C folks.

Following the failure of my marriage I've been out and about making friends.

Now I've taken strides to keep myself tidy, polish up my act and be as positive as possible.

I won't lie, I've not been looking for female attention, but I scrub up OK and it's trickling in a bit.

There suddenly appears this lady, my age, who seems very keen and we've hit it off really well on the old interwebs and IRL. She's right up my street, good looking, intelligent and funny but she has a dark side. She's just confessed to me that she likes 'hitty hitty things', likes boys and girls and sees a dominatrix to get spanked on the regular.

Am I quids in or should I drop and run?


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If you have completely different tastes (whatever they are) then one or both of you will end up frustrated.
 
Much of the urban terminology on this thread has me totally perplexed, but so long as she doesn't want to take the op out on the mung its all good :)
 
bluemoon risin' said:
Some of the stuff on this thread has me blushing. I'm very naïve sexually you know.
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This is more your thing.

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Just relax and go with it JOTS, relax being the important word here. It's probably best not to look back either as you'll probably tense up a little if you see something resembling a baby elephants trunk bouncing around behind you.
Don't look on the negatives and think of the positives from the experience, small things like never winceing in pain from a large turd ever again, squatt and an instant drop will be your new toileting routine. Having to gently squeeze one out in some pain this morning I'm slightly envious
 
shootmeifipost10k said:
Just relax and go with it JOTS, relax being the important word here. It's probably best not to look back either as you'll probably tense up a little if you see something resembling a baby elephants trunk bouncing around behind you.
Don't look on the negatives and think of the positives from the experience, small things like never winceing in pain from a large turd ever again, squatt and an instant drop will be your new toileting routine. Having to gently squeeze one out in some pain this morning I'm slightly envious
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