United 2016/17

[aguero93:20]

She looks his type.

She's a bit young for our Wazza.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Who the fuck is Sam Johnstone? 10k p/w, for playing for their reserves. Better than working for a living, I guess.

My mate knows him. He's wanted to go out on loan but they want to keep him, he's 3rd choice keeper

 

[jimharri]

My mate knows him. He's wanted to go out on loan but they want to keep him, he's 3rd choice keeper

Cheers.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Who the fuck is Sam Johnstone? 10k p/w, for playing for their reserves. Better than working for a living, I guess.

Not necessarily, he will have to play with a complete load of cnuts .

 

[aguero93:20]

My mate knows him. He's wanted to go out on loan but they want to keep him, he's 3rd choice keeper

Ruining young English talent eh?

 

[Blue Hefner]

Ruining young English talent eh?

You might be stretching the word 'talent' there........

 

[aguero93:20]

You might be stretching the word 'talent' there........

Not as much as the media stretched it with Sinclair.

 

[jimharri]

Not necessarily, he will have to play with a complete load of cnuts .

No no no; you're getting confused. He's playing with the reserves, not the first team.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

No no no; you're getting confused. He's playing with the reserves, not the first team.

Aren't their reserves just their trainee cnuts ?

 

[crazyg]

No no no; you're getting confused. He's playing with the reserves, not the first team.

The team is irrelevant.

They're ALL ****s.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The team is irrelevant.

They're ALL ****s.

And they all have to start somewhere - nobody is born to be a cnut like a genuine United cnut - it takes time to hone the " skills ".

 

[Vienna_70]

Rooney wants to know who her agent is, he only gets around 600k for every day he works.

Judge Judy is about the right age for shrek, too.

 

[nmc]

Captain Cripple on Granada Reports - talking about remembering the Somme - given his drunken haze I doubt he can remember last week.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

How the fuck does Young get that much ???

DANGER MONEY .......when you fall from those heights it can hurt

 

[Bilboblue]

Them figures are well out, Young is actually on £130k a week and Shaw £120k.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Is it just me that sees a baby in a pram in a tiny little shite shirt and thinks "you're gonna grow up to be a right twat?"

 

[Helmet Cole]

Is it just me that sees a baby in a pram in a tiny little shite shirt and thinks "you're gonna grow up to be a right twat?"

I always assume they actually get smaller and turn into some sort of rodent.

 

[dario2739]

Is it just me that sees a baby in a pram in a tiny little shite shirt and thinks "you're gonna grow up to be a right twat?"

I have a form of tourettes – whenever I see somebody in a rag shit, I can't help saying "wanker"!

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

We complain about our negative press but the sun today leading with Rooney pissed up in England hotel and another right dig at their PR man for claiming they are bigger than religion.
Wonder if GPC had still been there if we would have seen the same sort of article coming out ?

 

[mat]

We complain about our negative press but the sun today leading with Rooney pissed up in England hotel and another right dig at their PR man for claiming they are bigger than religion.
Wonder if GPC had still been there if we would have seen the same sort of article coming out ?

The Rooney pissed up story serves the club well as it will help push him out. Pisscan would have ok'd that if he wanted rid of someone.