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I have met many rags over the years, mainly down South when I was in the Licensing trade. I have also met many wankers. Now I'm not suggesting that all rags are wankers, but a very high percentage of the wankers have tended to be rags.
 
mrtwiceaseason said:
We complain about our negative press but the sun today leading with Rooney pissed up in England hotel and another right dig at their PR man for claiming they are bigger than religion.
Wonder if GPC had still been there if we would have seen the same sort of article coming out ?
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Gpc has instructed the press to proceed on all this negative shit on Granny shagger.

The club want rid .
 
kippax81 said:
I have met many rags over the years, mainly down South when I was in the Licensing trade. I have also met many wankers. Now I'm not suggesting that all rags are wankers, but a very high percentage of the wankers have tended to be rags.
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Me too. Walked out if the office last night and saw one of them wearing the club shop. I may have audibly whispered "full kit wanker". I would say that I'm not proud of myself but actually I was :-)
 
Re-united? Fuckin Re-united? What the fuck is this shite sky keep peddling about the rags? We had the "return" with Chelsea, we got"re-united" with arsenal, "red Monday" with the mickeys. How about sky bill it as "the return of the red retards" when they are next on!! ****s.
 
Much as I loathe the entitled ones I hope they pull Uniteds trousers down this weekend (A la Edin Dzeko) and administer a rough, dry, rusty bullet hole pounding the likes of which would bring a tear to the eye of any self respecting porn star queen.
 
mat said:
The Rooney pissed up story serves the club well as it will help push him out. Pisscan would have ok'd that if he wanted rid of someone.
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i wan't him to carry on doing things the 'Nited way for as long as possible. Surely he can't have 'peaked' yet? ;-)
 
Rooney was too drunk to stand it seems. I liked this quote:

[Rooney’s] speech was slurred, his lips were red with wine and his eyes were red.

He was really s***-faced. He was not a pretty sight by the time he left around 1am.

When is he a pretty sight anyway?
 
manimanc said:
Re-united? Fuckin Re-united? What the fuck is this shite sky keep peddling about the rags? We had the "return" with Chelsea, we got"re-united" with arsenal, "red Monday" with the mickeys. How about sky bill it as "the return of the red retards" when they are next on!! ****s.
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Billing it like its a title decider,its fucking embarrassing.
 
Agent Glazer came to manc
To buy a club from Stretford
Milked the twats for all their worth
And made them play like Brentford
 
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