United 2016/17

[kaz7]

peg, talking about the rag fans:
"We let them down a couple of times with a couple of really bad performances, but we never let them down in terms of the quality of the game"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

peg, talking about the rag fans:
"We let them down a couple of times with a couple of really bad performances, but we never let them down in terms of the quality of the game"

The Ministry of Truth in Orwell's 1984 would blush at some of the stuff the rags' PR department put out.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Jose the shithouse is coming out with some right whoppers today. BBC sport tossing off over zlatan to extend his contract.

"Happy with the direction we are going" - over a fucking cliff you rag fuckers.

 

[journolud]

Hes playing like a yoyo?

Well he's not playing like a yaya

 

[Newman Noggs]

On that basis, no reason why they wouldn't extend Shrek's contract (he says hopefully)

 

[domalino]

So I guess that's another year until Rashford gets back into his proper position?

And what are they going to do if Martial stops being shit? They'll have to choose between the two which will help neither.

 

[manimanc]

Ed woodward decides to speak to the masses.

 

[manimanc]

And 659m diehards respond by saying....

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I tale it it's a sell out at old trafford Thursday night ?

There's always 76000 at the Swamp, even when it's half full!

 

[babyape]

There's always 76000 at the Swamp, even when it's half full!

The cameras at the swamp are set on a fixed hinge so they can't go high enough to see the empty top tiers on TV. Ironic really, as most of the action takes place up there, what with their hoofball tactics...

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Hes playing like a yoyo?

You know of what I speak..
Or maybe its just that time of month.;)

 

[aguero93:20]

I tale it it's a sell out at old trafford Thursday night ?

They're all sell outs bud.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

They're all sell outs bud.

M.E.N. Think of a number- double it, add.............

 

[zandvoort blue]

Nevermind spouting about Big Nose being at the Swamp next year, Josephine should concentrate on making sure he`s still there first.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

great news , big nose taking another £15m from the mugs at the swamp for next season , lets hope shrek completes his contract and gets his alleged £5m loyalty bonus . The demise of this horrible organisation is becoming great entertainment , they hire a quick fix short term manager, demote or get rid of all their promising young players their debt increases to £350m despite record corporate revenues , adidas reducing their contract by 30% because they are so shit they cannot finish in the top 4 ,and now massaging their attendance figures (76k every game , really ?). These f*ckers are going to implode along with their shit head armchair fans , Baconfaces glory years are long gone , welcome to the real world Ragarse bastards

 

[TCIB]

great news , big nose taking another £15m from the mugs at the swamp for next season , lets hope shrek completes his contract and gets his alleged £5m loyalty bonus . The demise of this horrible organisation is becoming great entertainment , they hire a quick fix short term manager, demote or get rid of all their promising young players their debt increases to £350m despite record corporate revenues , adidas reducing their contract by 30% because they are so shit they cannot finish in the top 4 ,and now massaging their attendance figures (76k every game , really ?). These f*ckers are going to implode along with their shit head armchair fans , Baconfaces glory years are long gone , welcome to the real world Ragarse bastards

Haha get in, gonna be great for team morale with a grumpy Rashford and Martial moping around pulling splinters out their arse cheeks.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Haha get in, gonna be great for team morale with a grumpy Rashford and Martial moping around pulling splinters out their arse cheeks.

don't forget England's new saviour snipe nose Linguard , he will be helping the kit man next season and making the brews.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Haha get in, gonna be great for team morale with a grumpy Rashford and Martial moping around pulling splinters out their arse cheeks.

Chances are they'll be shipped out sooner rather than later. We've seen it all before with young worldy players at ragland.

 

[Marvin]

great news , big nose taking another £15m from the mugs at the swamp for next season , lets hope shrek completes his contract and gets his alleged £5m loyalty bonus . The demise of this horrible organisation is becoming great entertainment , they hire a quick fix short term manager, demote or get rid of all their promising young players their debt increases to £350m despite record corporate revenues , adidas reducing their contract by 30% because they are so shit they cannot finish in the top 4 ,and now massaging their attendance figures (76k every game , really ?). These f*ckers are going to implode along with their shit head armchair fans , Baconfaces glory years are long gone , welcome to the real world Ragarse bastards

Beat me too it. Fantastic. Another year of failure for Man Utd

 

[kaz7]

Didn't maureen say when he got the job that he would be going to bring through the youth? now he is keeping beaky for another year,he is such a rotten liar