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As I type this reply on my laptop in my garden in wythenshawe sipping away on a pimms wearing nothing but shorts I can confirm global warming is bollocks

Not as Jinxed as my eldest son , every time he gets a name printed on a shirt we sell. banned him from having a name printed for the last two years

Obviously its not always a 2013 one The year tends to change

Whats the betting you can buy 2013 calenders from the city store. R kid gets me one every year for christmas.

Reminded me of an old joke. A Man City and a Rag fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt. "This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the City fan "I agree" replies the Rag The City fan then returns to the wreckage...

PMSL

They have indeed gone. Now its 50 at home for Arsenal.

On the day the use of a mobile phone while driving carried points plus a fine, I was pulled and fined. Despite pulling over , applying the handbrake and only moving my phone from my pocket to the car phone cradle. I had failed to turn my engine off. Using Hand held device while in control of a...

more and more people will vote BNP & Green as they become fed up with real issues being ignored. Not enough seats will be won to win the election and the tories will sneak in.

Cambridge United in the conference , Because its the conference its like looking at another woman but not touching.

trouble of a different type, sat on a barrier in the kippax . bloke behind kept telling me to get down, told him to do one and find his own seat without even turning round to look at him. fair lifted me off the barrier by the collar , turned out he was the dibble. marched me off to the holding...

Dr No

The kids fighting over who should clean the hamster cage. This usually results in the youngest doing it and losing the hamster for two days.

I don't , can't get in for bloody smokers.

Nothing worse than going for a dump at half time and coming out stinking of cigarette smoke.

Thanks

My first step into the business world.late eighties. Unlike any paper round, we used to buy the pink 2p less than listed price then go door to door selling it for listed price plus delivery. "Would you like a pink final , 14p and whatever you like for delivery" Often be given 20p and told to...

Cup

Remember both games Uwe scoring away after about 1 min, then losing 4 -1 , put my last twenty notes on 3 - 0 win for home game. After home game got back to car to discover back window all smashed in and my first ever suit purchased that afternoon for an interview following day gone. turned up at...

priceless