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Happy birthday Johnny

I suspect they do. They will thrash one out over a pic of SWPs Back, then write hatemail to Rylan or give head through a gloryhole.

It feeds the fears of those who do not succumb to the bum

Fine thanks Chris, just sat here dreaming about De Niro's carpet burns - he's a martyr to 'em.

Oooh, just the words "wealth management" makes me want to give him a large deposit.

I can feel supressed gayness forming in this thread. Admit it you have all awoken with a damp patch on the sheets and in the last memory of your dream, you were bent over waiting to receive a length from a dear friend.

As fellas, we've all had homosexual fantasies about our friends or colleagues. Admit it you've thought about snogging the face off your best mate or sucking off a soldier on a train. With this in mind I was wondering which male forum member you would most like to knock the back out/wank...

Just bum her then, pretend it's a fella.

Oooops wrong thread.

Oh Brookie, say it isn't so!

A lickle question for you Brookie that's been on my mind since you have entered my life again. Have you waxed your pubic hair yet or does your cock & balls still resemble a nest of baby mice?

Big fuck off nails through my hands and feet. That smarted I tell thee.

Bless you Kippaxwarrior, 'tis a fine cheese emporium, you will not be surprised to hear that I only go in there the Bishops Finger.

You're so right Brookie my ass is yours. Thank you so much. I'm so glad that you've cum round to my way of thinking and not playing hard to get, this time round. When my dad told me to say "ask and you shall receive", I think he had you in mind. x

Alas 'tis true! My prodigal boy had returned from the wilderness, I rejoice. The fattened calf will be slaughtered and I shall feast upon Brookies fertile testes. T'will be my third cumming of the day. Glory be to God!

I'm iTK and there is no way he was on the radio. Not in my lifetime.

Oooh, I know what you mean, sometimes Brooky likes a nob of Stork.

When you said 'striped' I was hoping you'd took his face off.

When you are taking it up the chutney locker, or smashing your partners soil pipe, what is your lube of choice? Mine is Swarfega.