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    Aguero named to Ballon D'or shortlist

    It can't be. We're only in November. I'd assume it's based on last season 2010-11, in which case you'd have to wonder how Joachim Loewe is nominated, unless they also include summer championships as "preseason", although Germany did play very well they didn't reach the final. Nani at least...
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    Record number of goals

    How many do we need against QPR to break the 11 game record?
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    ShowSec - " We did nothing wrong"

    Who gives a shit what Showsec officially say in defence of their workforce? Apart from the MEN of course, who presumably interviewed him before they ran the story to try and get this damp squib of a news story off the ground once again. Some people are just too bloody gullible and precious for...
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    Etihad not City of Manchester Stadium

    I still call it CoMS in text and "CoMS... well I mean City's ground" in speech.
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    Arsenal: Glazers well ahead of sheikh Mansour off the pitch

    Indeed, but oil is only sold in USD. I think it's a sly dig.
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    Hitmen?

    Awesome. What do you mean, everyone?
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    Xmas post telephone scam

    This Christmas, if you get a card through your door that says "you owe baldmosher £344.31" you'd better pay up or I'll be knocking on with the heavies the next night. Off topic?
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    private city number plate for sale

    Own up - who's got MC61 UTD?
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    Trains

    It's the only reason that I relish going to London although in my experience they're so used to it that they are usually quite compliant and move down without thinking. It's just elsewhere they think that standing room only is some kind of hate crime against the commuter I have single-handedly...
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    Trains

    That is absolutely bollocks. There are 2, 3 or even 4 trains an hour from Picc/OxRd/Deansgate up til 11pm on a week day. You can walk from Piccadilly station to Salford Uni in 30 minutes. Less if you get the Metrolink across town to Market Street and walk from there. There are two regular...
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    Ebay

    2. Only if you're the soft **** who bought em.
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    Benifit System in Britian

    No it isn't. "Common sense" implies that the subject is so easy to understand that you would have to be a complete moron or a child not to understand it. The economical system is so unbelievably complex that even I, a master of fag packet economics, don't have a fucking clue how to fix the...
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    Home Insurance rip-off ... thieving corporate scumbags

    Disclaimer: This is all IMO and based on my memory and a natural desire to scam companies however I can, and with no solid information provided to back it up. So feel free to correct me if you know I'm wrong, but please provide evidence, and by that I don't mean something that your insurance...
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    I prefer foreign women to British women

    Better crabs than syphillis.
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    Direct debits!

    Just thought I'd wade in and give my own advice seeing as it's too late to do anything about it now Any deposits paid in before 3pm are credited to your account on the same banking day. Unfortunately some banks are twats and you have to pay the money in by midnight the day before the DD is...
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    Record number of goals

    It stopped when they drew their first game
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    Benifit System in Britian

    Forget renting privately on your own, it's a complete ripoff. (House share with mates? Could try applying for a room in a house i.e. as a lodger?) Forget buying a house on your own, nobody on less than £40k household can afford anything in a remotely nice area (there's always Moss Side, it's...
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    What's your number

    It's not my chip, it's someone else's. I'm a socialist
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    What's he up to?

    only because Mancini doesn't understand what Ferguson says
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    Video of Terry Racist Acccusation

    You should ask Tim Cahill what his secret is. Presumably it involves never two-foot-jump-tackling an opponent and never bringing one down when clear through on goal?<br /><br />-- Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:50 pm --<br /><br /> Why include the fact that he's a ****? It's cuntist.

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