9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[DAGW]

Absolute phenom.

 

[Metal Biker]

Is anyone having sleepless nights about the release fee in 5 years time? (Lol)

He'll be a full established Blue by the end of this year that such a situation will be brushed from his mind. Haaland is long term. Full career with retirement at City. And that realisation is killing our rivals ;)

 

[ninjamonkey]

Has he even got out of first gear yet? There's so much more to come and it has to be absolutely terrifying for the opposition.

You can see his game improving already too, 2 headed goals already when by his own admission that's always been a weak area of his game.

Unreal. Hattrick of hattricks against Villa?

 

[Dodgy Gangster]

His goals and his power and pace rightly get the headlines but tonight there were two little moments that show the kind of bloke he is …… when one of their big thugs had roughed up one of our little guys big Erling just steamed in and bounced this fucker away ……. and then just after his 2nd he charged back into midfield like a giant rampaging rhino to nick the ball off their player.

 

[meeesh]

Maybe he won't be our Gary Birtles, as I was warned by 2 rags on holiday.

Straw clutching rag twats,they must have been older lads,and shows jealousy is killing them inside,hope you laughed at them very loudly

 

[Cielo Azul]

Nice touch from him at the end, walking around the pitch applauding all 4 stands. Just a shame half the fans had left already

 

[kippax123]

Nice touch from him at the end, walking around the pitch applauding all 4 stands. Just a shame half the fans had left already

He did exactly the same after the Palace game. He's totally the real deal.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

When his third went in tonight, several people arround us were just open mouthed me included. Haaland looks as if he is on another level completely to what I have seen on a football pitch. So so hard to defend against. So strong and ridiculously good at finishing.

 

[Matthew cannon]

Feel like everytime a game ends I’m already looking forward to watching him play the next one, this boy is something special

 

[mcfc482]

Theres still another part of his game we have to witness. Got a glimpse of it with West Ham and 3rd at the weekend…

 

[Brewster's millions]

Theres still another part of his game we have to witness. Got a glimpse of it with West Ham and 3rd at the weekend…

Most likely to see it in the CL away games, and it really will be a new dimension for our game.

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

Actually laughing at the thought of the the thought playing 140 minutes over the last two games and scoring 6 goals

 

[Dax777]

I strangely almost never visit this thread I have nothing to discuss.

He is perfect :)

 

[bluethrunthru]

5 games 9 goals for the overpriced predicted flop................................PMSL

 

[Pedestrian]

He hasn’t played as a pep winger yet. I can see him out there sometimes as a foil for alverez with foden opposite.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Real Ronaldo level. And so much yet to come with his link up play. The one touch stuff isn't there with our team yet but it will come. I think you'll see him getting a lot more touches then because we'll start to pass to him even when he's got players tight on him. He's just so good you want him involved in the game as much as possible, but what a sensational start and so much more to come

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Haaland already has more league goals in his first 5 games than Jesus scored in the entirety of last season. Sounds made up but it’s not :)

 

[Sibierskii]

They laughed but he knew

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Not so much from the pundits now about him settling in and adapting to the PL. Still not convinced he's the answer to our LB problem :-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

27% of the way to breaking Salah’s goal record after 13% of the matches.

He’s on for 68.4 league goals at the moment!