9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Career totals

Haaland: 226 goals, 267 games - 0.85 g/g

Messi: 816 goals, 1,055 games - 0.77 g/g

Ronaldo: 835 goals, 1,164 games - 0.72 g/g

Lewandowski: 647 goals, 927 games - 0.70 g/g

Mbappé: 275 goals, 395 games - 0.70 g/g

Neymar: 436 goals, 708 games - 0.62 g/g

Suárez: 539 goals, 902 games - 0.60 g/g

Kane: 346 goals, 578 games - 0.60 g/g


For context:

Agüero: 426 goals, 786 games - 0.54 g/g
Džeko: 397 goals, 921 games - 0.43 g/g
Balotelli: 196 goals, 485 games - 0.40 g/g
Tevez: 321 goals, 822 games - 0.39 g/g
Jesus: 152 goals, 407 games - 0.37 g/g
Anelka: 224 goals, 740 games - 0.30 g/g

Even if he drops he'll end up between Messi and Ronaldo which says everything about the levels he has taken game to

 

[Erling Haaland's Eyebrows]

He must be a nightmare to play against. He’s all hands, aggressive as fuck but has a brilliant, light touch on him too. And an absolute phenom at any chance in the box.

Scandalously good player.

Surely you mean Scandinavialously

 

[SouthernPlastic]

'Erling Haaland has no respect - he farted every time we approached him'

Erling Haaland appears to be not only a goal-scoring machine but also a budding master of the dark arts - as he was recently seen supposedly trumping to distract defenders

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

 

[SebastianBlue]

ERLING. IS. INEVITABLE.

 

[SebastianBlue]

A quick point about Erling breaking the season scoring record (42 games) and now going for Dixie Dean’s all comps record:

Dixie Dean will have played basically every minute of every match back when he set his record, whilst Erling has regularly gotten taken off well before the end of matches.

Erling’s goals per minute will be substantially higher than Dean’s if we had the latter’s minutes played stats.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Get the goals, Parker

 

[Legal Alien]

ERLING. IS. INEVITABLE.

What a player...lovely gesture at the end too, he looked well chuffed

 

[uwerosler28]

A quick point about Erling breaking the season scoring record (42 games) and now going for Dixie Dean’s all comps record:

Dixie Dean will have played basically every minute of every match back when he set his record, whilst Erling has regularly gotten taken off well before the end of matches.

Erling’s goals per minute will be substantially higher than Dean’s if we had the latter’s minutes played stats.

Also games back then mainly finished 6-7 , 4-9,etc

 

[Don Karleone]