9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[eastmanc]

'Kinell. Think I'll fuck this place off for tonight.

Good call

 

[dave_blue12]

80 goals and a treble for us says otherwise. Ivan Toney my fucking arse.

The past is the past.

When was the last time he did anything of note?

 

[eastmanc]

The past is the past.

When was the last time he did anything of note?

Oh please such nonsense. Such short memories.

 

[samuelyeboah]

can you move in the box.. can you not just stand there in the worst possible position to be at the end of a cross EVERY time..

 

[ScottSinclair]

Poor again

 

[Blue Maverick]

If we can only rely on KDB to find him then we are fucked, either get two good wingers in and change our style or get Alvarez up there and sell him, Keane is not far off, brilliant goal scorer poor footballer, for the size of him he should hold up the ball better, put himself about a bit he just seems to get wrestled to the ground and holds his hands in the air for a free kick, which he very rarely gets. Couldn’t see the chance at the North stand end when he missed it so will have to re watch that. I said before we don’t play to his strengths of counter attack over the top and he doesn’t poach at the near post like Aguero did, last season was exceptional but we don’t have the players to exploit him with Gundogan gone and KDB struggling, what happens when he goes, who do we then blame?

 

[decmancity]

The past is the past.

When was the last time he did anything of note?

I presume you saw the match last night, only took Toney 90mins to turn the worst of the rags defenders to make an assist. He couldn't finish in a brothel.

 

[clarion]

We used to call our previous strikers a donkey…

 

[snorky]

The past is the past.

When was the last time he did anything of note?

Apart from the sanitisation, the medicine, education, wine, public order.......

 

[Blu3m00n91]

He looks completely unlike himself atm. Obvs cut him some slack because he was ridiculous last season and he is still the top scorer. I want too see him use his attributes more. Make those runs in behind use his strength and carry the ball. He’s hiding at the minute.