9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[EdersonsSmiley]

How about create something yourself. It is allowed you know.

What do expect him to do? Drop deep and then dribble past three defenders and score, he is not Messi.

All strikers rely on service and Haaland has proven that with service he is by far the best goalscorer in the world.

 

[Tomblue]

Has a horrible habit of going missing in the big games.

 

[Chak19]

What do expect him to do? Drop deep and then dribble past three defenders and score, he is not Messi.

All strikers rely on service and Haaland has proven that with service he is by far the best goalscorer in the world.

Well he should score when he has a chance then, he had one and he hit the bar.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Said it in the match day thread. Fuck going on holiday this summer, roll up your sleeves and improve your weak areas.

There's a lot to improve on, if he wants to ever hit that elite player level, work on your link up play, aerial attacks, I would even work on playing free kicks.

Target men like Ibra and Kane are very good with their free kicks, Being tall gives them the advantage of looking over the wall, also Kdb is getting old, so what's stopping Haaland from working on that? If he adds that to his game his numbers would be out of this world, but first things first, work on your link up and aerial attacks.

 

[blue moony]

What do expect him to do? Drop deep and then dribble past three defenders and score, he is not Messi.

All strikers rely on service and Haaland has proven that with service he is by far the best goalscorer in the world.

HEs 6ft 5 for fuck sake , hes a pussy ..

 

[striver]

couldn't believe my eyes he got bullied the whole game by defenders half his size

 

[Bluewonder]

He would have scored that Alvarez chance that is for sure.

Another game where Kevin, Bernardo and Phil create the square root of fuck all but apparently its the strikers fault.

Apparently it's Haaland's fault that Bernardo Silva is unable to pass the ball forward

 

[Dialog]

couldn't believe my eyes he got bullied the whole game by defenders half his size

Thats the theme with him.

 

[decmancity]

couldn't believe my eyes he got bullied the whole game by defenders half his size

*Fouled all game.

We all know that if those fouls are on Hojlund then the rags get two penalties.

 

[Gorbachev]

Done incredibly well to get the goal tally he has this season, but his record in games when it matters has been seriously questionable this season.