9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[Snape]

I'm watching it and I didn't think it was even him. So let's not crucify him just yet.

If it is him, he has been badly advised. I’m going to the parade with my daughter. It’s always been on a school night and therefore missed previous parades. All she wanted, was see Haaland.

 

[Onlymcfc]

Watched some clips from his Dortmund days and his coordination then is vastly different to now. I don’t know if that can be attributed to a growth spurt or if his foot is still playing up, but hopefully a long break with no Euros will do him good. He will know better than anyone that his performances have been of sorts this season.

 

[blueparrot]

If it is him, he has been badly advised. I’m going to the parade with my daughter. It’s always been on a school night and therefore missed previous parades. All she wanted, was see Haaland.

Don’t think it’s him.

 

[blueparrot]

Flight back is what, 2hr 30? and you get an hour back for the time diff?

He’s added to that tweet, changed it to it’s a clone with a beard.

 

[Coljj]

If he was there surely they would shown him on the broadcast like they have done with Mbappe.

 

[madloaf]

He’s added to that tweet, changed it to it’s a clone with a beard.

Plus my gibber about times...ignore me I'm drunk.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I've just been up to my bro-in-law and his next door neighbour, very friendly chap, has a fuck off great telly where he watches every game going. He has no allegiance to anyone but would probably end up with City if the club bought him a bigger telly! For the last two seasons he's constantly told me that he's not convinced with that guy we have up front. Haaland? Yeah, that's him. I'm not convinced. Yesterday he would have been better as a linesman. I always tell him not to look at the poor touches or the misses, just count the goals. He dismissed a previous comment of mine where I pointed out that he had two conseccutive golden boots! Yeah, I know, he says, but I'm not convinced! I think he wouldn't be convinced if he eclipsed Dixie Dean's scoring feat!

 

[RayCTID]

Zlatan’s technical ability was on a different planet to Haaland’s.

He’s more like a stronger and faster version of Inzaghi.

About the same. Zlatan still had to work on it.

 

[come-on-barney]

We haven’t played to his strengths this season, so can’t criticise him. If
I am totally honest the football we played whilst he was injured with Alvarez in the side was better to watch.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

About the same. Zlatan still had to work on it.

I’m not even sure you know who Zlatan is at this point.