9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

[Vienna_70]

Don't you just love it when we sign a player and he is every bit as good as we wished for?

He’s no Alan Kernaghan!

 

[Macca77macca]

I am sorry but this is the funniest comment from a salty fan on The Guardian below a City match report ever

 

[Blue Steel]

I know this might seem trivial, but Haaland posted his matchball picture onboard what looked like a private jet. Does he not travel with the rest of the squad?

International break starts pretty much straight away so I’m guessing he was going to spend the rest of the weekend at home in Norway before joining the national team there?

 

[Invisible Man Fan]

International break starts pretty much straight away so I’m guessing he was going to spend the rest of the weekend at home in Norway before joining the national team there?

Course. I've just had a week of all inclusive. Heads not working

 

[cleavers]

I am sorry but this is the funniest comment from a salty fan on The Guardian below a City match report ever

And he averages a hattrick every 9 games for City.....

 

[MarsLlama]

International break starts pretty much straight away so I’m guessing he was going to spend the rest of the weekend at home in Norway before joining the national team there?

Yeah, if you look closely you can see that the plane is going to Oslo, I think.

 

[Vienna_70]

Has anyone noticed that the top two players for most goals scored after the first three games of a Premier League season are Erling Håland, with seven and Edin Džeko, with six.

There are several players, who scored five.

 

[Giovinco]

Barry Glendenning on the Guardian states 'he goes missing in the big games, he's never scored in a semi final or final'

 

[Vienna_70]

Barry Glendenning on the Guardian states 'he goes missing in the big games, he's never scored in a semi final or final'

Take no notice.

Glendenning is an idiot.

 

[Blue Llama]

I know this might seem trivial, but Haaland posted his matchball picture onboard what looked like a private jet. Does he not travel with the rest of the squad?

Probably none of the others wanted to go to Norway.

 

[Phil1]

Barry Glendenning on the Guardian states 'he goes missing in the big games, he's never scored in a semi final or final'

Do you know what doesn’t go missing? Glendennings dick picks that the fat dirty **** sent out.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Barry Glendenning on the Guardian states 'he goes missing in the big games, he's never scored in a semi final or final'

He will smash that little fairy tale this season.

 

[bellsouth]

Has anyone ever had 3 hatricks in a row in the top division in England?

 

[Vienna_70]

Has anyone ever had 3 hatricks in a row in the top division in England?

Now, you’ve gone and done it!

But, to answer your question, I don’t know for sure, but I very much doubt it.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I watched a Vid on Haalands career, and was astounded to learn back in season 2019/20 he went to the Under 20 world cup with Norway,who beat Honduras 12-0, with Haaland scoring 9 goals!
I may have been living under a stone ,but I had no idea of this scoring feat , surely the highest goal tally of any player, at any level of international football ,ever ?

 

[Crooked_rain]

I watched a Vid on Haalands career, and was astounded to learn back in season 2019/20 he went to the Under 20 world cup with Norway,who beat Honduras 12-0, with Haaland scoring 9 goals!
I may have been living under a stone ,but I had no idea of this scoring feat , surely the highest goal tally of any player, at any level of international football ,ever ?

I remember that

Surprisingly it's not. I know someome got 13 goals for Australia vs Samoa, in a 31-0 victory in a world cup qualifier.

I dunno if that's the actual record though

 

[HaalandEffect]

 

[Really_here]

I remember that

Surprisingly it's not. I know someome got 13 goals for Australia vs Samoa, in a 31-0 victory in a world cup qualifier.

I dunno if that's the actual record though

I think that is the actual record

 

[Really_here]

I think that is the actual record

also "Yanick Djouzi Manzizila scored 21 goals for Congo United in the ninth tier of the Swedish football on 11 August 2014 "

 

[Macca77macca]

Barry Glendenning on the Guardian states 'he goes missing in the big games, he's never scored in a semi final or final'

He is an absolute moron.

All Guardian Football writers hate football, I don’t know why they cover it.