A song for Erling...

[Dr Quincy]

That German song is utterly brilliant. It’ll be absolutely criminal if that’s not sung tonight.

 

[bladdered]

To the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton:

Erling, Erling, Erling...Haaaaaland!
You score the goals for City coz you can
Erling, Erling, Erling...Haaaaaland!
You score the goals for City coz you can

 

[BlueRockape]

Alife Haaland played at the back
Now his son plays for city's attack
He said fuckoff off to some to some shit clubs
Erling Haaland is a blue
Erling Haaland is blue
He said fuckoff to the mighty man u
Bayern Munich
And Madrid too
Erling Haaland is blue.

Repeat. ...sanga song

Getting me coat

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Yeah that’s the issue with it

Yeah it's also pretty shit. What's your suggestion?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Yeah it's also pretty shit. What's your suggestion?

Haaland Haaland he’s our man
If he can’t do it no one can.

then we all do a little shuffle

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Haaland Haaland he’s our man
If he can’t do it no one can.

then we all do a little shuffle

Somehow worse. Nice work.

 

[CtidBlueMooner]

Edit;

The Banana Splits

La la la Erling Haaland
La la la Erling Haaland

One from Haaland
Two from Haaland
Three from Haaland , Four
Your keeper’s praying
He’s not scoring anymore.

Four a left foot
Five a right foot
Can you keep the score
One more with his head
And your keeper’s on the floor.

La la la Erling Haaland
La la la Erling Haaland.

Love it. Tweaked it but looks great

Tra, la, la Erling Haaland
Tra, la, la Erling Haaland

Tra, la, la Erling Haaland
Tra, la, la Erling Haaland

One from Haaland
Two from Haaland
Three from Haaland , Four
Sky & Klopp all praying
There won't be anymore.

Scores with the left foot
Also with the right
Headers, volleys
He'll make you look shite

Alfie's awesome son
Scoring goals for fun
City's number one

Tra, la, la Erling Haaland
Tra, la, la Erling Haaland

Tra, la, la Erling Haaland
Tra, la, la Erling Haaland

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Haaland Haaland
Courted by the Paper Boy
Seriously, remember Roy?
He’d never steep so low
Hey!

Haaland Haaland
Born a blue, he loves our shirt
Grinds united in the dirt
Every single day
Hey!

Haaland Haaland
Raiding through the Scousers’ land
Norwegian god in an Alice Band
He will always play
Hey!

 

[BringBackSwales]

This is how it feels to be city
This is how it feels to be small
We sign Alfie and you sign someone on loan.

We sign Erling
You lose Pogba for free
Pogba for free

 

[blueish swede]

There's a Haaland at City,
Dear Keano,
Dear Keano.
There's a Haaland at City,
Dear Keano,
You C@nt.