A song for Erling...

[Ali B's Heel]

Haaland, Haaland,
Born a blue the Braut baiting you,
He's score for fun, does Alfie's son,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Paps who ask him shit will pay for it,
A Txiki deal, this Viking steal,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
A jump so high he'll kick your face,
Once Kun was king, now it is Erling,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Killer pace, a lethal shot, blue eyes, blond locks,
He's got the lot,
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
The Norse God slaying with the ball,
City go & win it all?
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, Alfie ...

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

"[The Champions League anthem] is my alarm tone. I wake up to it every day - it's the last song I'm tired of,” he said speaking in 2019.

'Kinell! Does he know much those bastards at Uefa have skinned us for? He needs to get this changed pretty quick!

 

[Lost in space]

His name fits to just can't get enough by Depeche mode

When they see him in the box defenders shit emselves.
He just can't score enough he just can't score enough.
Hhh sent txiki away to buy from the top shelf
We didn't pay enough did we just pay enough

 

[urban genie]

And did his feet walk upon Manchesters pastures green ?
So come to the Etihad all ye faithful,
To see our Erling,
How great thou art.

Is that 4 hymms in one

 

[mat]

"[The Champions League anthem] is my alarm tone. I wake up to it every day - it's the last song I'm tired of,” he said speaking in 2019.

'Kinell! Does he know much those bastards at Uefa have skinned us for? He needs to get this changed pretty quick!

He'll learn fast in a City shirt.

 

[mat]

Erling He's Erling
Pushing City on
Erling He's Erling
Scoring goals for fun

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Has to be "take my breath away" by Berling

 

[BlueBanger]

When they see him in the box defenders shit emselves.
He just can't score enough he just can't score enough.
Hhh sent txiki away to buy from the top shelf
We didn't pay enough did we just pay enough

Not too far off...

When he was a baby, he wore a city shirt(and i just cant get enough).

Someone can add more?

 

[Dogtanian]

All the goals you score for us I go outta my mind and I just can't seem to get enough of ....,...

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Would need to be a good song, whatever we sing for him.

"Sergio, Sergio" was a bit shit for our best goalscorer ever

 

[supersonicblue]

He’s Norwegian
He’s only here for one reason
Because he’s off to Madrid next season
He’s Erling Haaland

She’s Electric-Oasis

 

[kit's blue]

To the tune of we will rock you by queen.

Erling , Erling Haaland .
Clap clap clap clap

 

[cinnamon]

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Keepers got no answers yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’d like to think we could come up with something great made for him given his stature. No reason why they can’t be more than one

He’s one of our own
He's one of our own
Erling Haaland,
He‘s one of our own.

Something like that? ;-)

 

[Sir peace frog]

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Klopp has got no answer yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
keepers got no answer yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

ive deleted two words and added one , fuck klop being immortalised in erls song :)

 

[Didsbury Dave]

To The Laughing Policeman

Oooooowwwww
Erling Haaland's magic, he's City through and through
His Dad's a blue and he's a blue, they hate United too
He didn't sign for Real Madrid or Munich coz they're shite
He signed for super City coz we're dyna fucking mite

Apologies to Kevin Horlock...;-)

 

[mcfc96]

I reckon there's a Dolly Parton - Jolene type song in there for 'Erling'

I'll get my coat

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

There’s only one songHaaland Haaland Der Der Der Der Der Derrrrrr

 

[Sir peace frog]

I reckon there's a Dolly Parton - Jolene type song in there for 'Erling'

I'll get my coat

erling
erling
erling eeeerrrrllllinnnng
please dont go to real madrid

yes, get your fucking coat ,hahaha

 

[Sir peace frog]

he shot he missed he must be fucking pissed haaland haaland