A song for Erling...

Haaland haaland

He's always been a city fan
guardiolas master plan
Ha ha ha haaland hey

haaland haaland

Hes a Viking from Norway
He'll take the piss on derby day

Ha ha ha haaland hey

Haaland haaland

Alfis kid is fucking class
On the end of Kevin's pass

Ha ha ha haaland hey
 
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Leaves defenders on the ground
Erling Haaland!

To the tune of "World shut your mouth" by Julian Cope
 
Bring on Saturday, let's sing 'em all!
gonna be cracking the flags
 
he's our Starman plays in blue and white
he likes to play for city cause united are fucking shite

he's our Starman plays in blue and white
he likes to score for city every single time

he's our Starman plays in blue and white
he told phil foden not to blow it
cause he knows it's our fucking time

let the blue boys boogie
let all the blue boys boogie

 
62 pages of ideas on here, and the best the City fans could come up with on Sunday at West Ham was "Haaland, Haaland, Haalnd!"

Followed by pissed up City fans with......

"Erling Haaland is a blue, he hates Munchens!"
 
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