A song for Erling...

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Nice, but not sure if pissed up blokes would sing a Mary Poppins song, too much testosterone

Many a kiddie or musical numbers have we all sang I just can't think of them all but I know a few as we all do.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Some clubs’ pissed up fans sing nursery rhymes.

Anything is possible.

We've been singing nursery rhymes for years pissed and sober.

"Singing aye aye yippie Sun Jihai"

"With a knick knack paddy whack Give a dog a bone Ocean Finance on the phone…”

"If you hate man u****d clap your hands"

Plenty others I'm sure just can't think.
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Here's a daft go of it now
Mary had a little lamb.


"Erling Haaland had a chance."
"Had chance, had a chance"
"And with that chance he burst the net"
"Created by this City team"
"His fierce shots keepers couldn't save"
"And everywhere that Haaland went"
"The goals was sure to flow"


Shite I know it doesn't even go with the song but I dunno could still fit.

 

[bladdered]

To the tune of You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' by The Righteous Brothers:

We've got that Erling Haaland
We've got that Erling Haaland
We've got that Erling Haaland
Now he's a blue, blue, blue, whoa-oha...

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Some people get way too serious when these threads pop up, got called a cringe **** for having a go yesterday, which is like getting told to sit down & stop singing at a match, it’s a bit of fun! So what if some are cringey, don’t rhyme, nicked from somewhere else or just plain assed wrong, they make me laugh if nothing else…..anyway this is my effort based on Ain’t no sunshine, feel free to call me a cringe **** :)

Ain’t no sunshine where he’s from
he always scores when he’s away
Ain’t no sunshine where he’s from
But we’ll always sing this song
Any time he scores away

Wonder this time where he’s gone
Wonder if he’s gonna stay
We’ll still sing this song when he’s gone
The Etihad is still his home
Any time he scores away

Erling Erling Erling Erling (I know I know I know)

 

[VOOMER]

He's just like his dad
He's just like dad
Erling Haaland
He hates the rags

 

[kaz7]

If you're viking and you know it clap your hands ..

Imagine if he does clap his hands , limbs

Got coat will travel

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Agreement reached !!!!!! Just had club notification

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Agreement reached !!!!!! Just had club notification

Is this to I’m the Scatman tune?

 

[VOOMER]

To the "Immigration song", by Led Zepplin

He comes from the land of the ice and snow
To the land of blue to score goals

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

With one shot, he shots and scores
Another goal and 20 more

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

 

[CtidBlueMooner]

My old man's a Haaland
He led the Boys in Blue
We both love Super City
And Grealish's hairstyle too (Peaky)

I tore it up at Dortmund
I've got trophies in my sights
I'll score for fun in Europe
While the rags play Thursday nights