A song for Erling...

Needs to be a classic that will be sung for years to come like "feed the goat", "we'lllllll drink a drink a drink to Colin the King the king the King" et al

(to the Berlinda Carlisle classic)

Hey scousers do you see what he's worth..
Erling Haaaland the best on earth...

Hey cockneys do you see what he's worth...
Erling Haaland the best on earth...

and repeat.....
 
welcome home blue and this song is definitely an anthem song, blue and white scarf held high…he hates Roy Keane and just like his dad,hates Liverpool too coz he’s a blue. Get some lyrics for this gem
 
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He’s big
He’s from Norway
And he’s no9
Everyone wants Erling Haaland
Yes they f*ck'in did
Everyone wants Erling Haaland
Even Real Madrid

I'll close the recording studio door behind me. :-?
 
An E, an R, an L
An I, an N, a G
He's coming back to Manchester,
To play for Man City,
The big Norwegian striker,
That no one can deny,
Erling is his name!
 
Erl’s Electric!
He’s in a City team Pep has perfected!
He’s scored goals I’ve never expected!
And he’s number 9!

(Sure I read he was going to take the number 9 shirt, if not, amend the last line to ‘Alfie’s son’s just fine’)

Not over complicated, everyone knows the tune and it’s a crime we don’t have any Oasis City songs already.
 
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Northerndave said:
Fucking hell, we still haven't got a song for Phil yet, nor half of our players who are on the brink of winning back to back titles. No chance of a chant developing.

Easier if he changes his name to Edin Dzeko and then he'll get a rendition every game.....

We'll only start singing about Erling 2 years after he's left us for Real Madrid !

Oh, and please no Oasis suggestions zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Hello, hello Haaland is back Haaland is back
 
He scores when he wants
He scores when he wants
Erling the viking
He scores when he wants

Hopefully quite a lot...
 
Has to be this just insert 2 lines of 5 syllables



Hey Haaland Haaland
100 mill for Pogba
100 mill Lukaku
Ha Ha Ha Haaland

REPEAT while fist pumping the air
Maybe insert
71 for Kepa
72 for Pepe

88 for Hazard
107 Greizman
 
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If Raheem stays there are appealing prospects of a song that rhymes Erling with Sterling.
Just sayin'.
 
I quite enjoyed the Wonderwall chant as a kid for Kinky and Alan Ball. What about.

Today is gona be the day that we're gona throw it back to you,
By now you should've somehow realised what you gota do,
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now,
Coz all the runs that Erling makes are lightning
And all the goals that Haaland scores are blinding,
There are many things that I, would like to say to you but I don't know how...

Because maybeeeeee.......
You're gona be the one that saves meeee....
And after all...
You're our VIKING Thorrrrrrrr....

Probably a bit too long in this day and age.
 
To the tune of ‘we’ve got the greatest football team that money cannot buy’ :

With a H, an A and A a L, A, N, D
His name is Erling Haaland and he plays for Man City
He went to Maine Road Manchester to watch his Dad in blue
Now the Norway Viking’s coming after you
 
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Erling braut haaland
Has now become a blue
It boils the piss of journos
The rags and scousers (who?)
He said fuck of to Barca
Madrid and Bayern too
I want to be like Alfie
And stay forever blue.

Allez allez allez.
 
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