A song for Erling...

Everywhere he goooooes
Everywhere he gooooooooess
Erling Haaland Scores
Erling Haaland Scores
Everywhere he goooooooes

Repeat...
 
To the tune of the 80s hit "Rhthym Is A Dancer" :-

Erling is our leader
Erling is Norwegian
He scores goals everywhere

Scoring with his left foot
Scoring with his right foot
Scoring goals from anywhere

Wha - ooooh Erling Haaland
He is our man supreme
Wha- ooooh Erling Haaland
He's just a goal machine

Don't shoot me lol
 
To the tune of the 80s hit "Rhthym Is A Dancer" :-

Erling is our leader
Erling is Norwegian
He scores goals everywhere

Scoring with his left foot
Scoring with his right foot
Scoring goals from anywhere

Wha - ooooh Erling Haaland
He is our man supreme
Wha- ooooh Erling Haaland
He's just a goal machine

Don't shoot me lol
hahahahahahaha - nice try- ut it's a no from me - hahahaha
 
Haaland, Haaland, he’s our number nine

He shines so bright, he loves to fight
His name is Haa-land.

He runs, he scores, the stadium roars
His name is Haa-land.
 
One touch is all it takes
For the net to break
Scoring for City
Haaland is all we need

One Kiss Dua Lipa/Calvin Harris. The dippers love this one so let's hijack it to piss them off even more.

And that native scouser Calvin will hate it too.
 
Oh erling haaland you are the love of my life
Oh erling haaland I'd let you s@#g my wife
Oh erling haaland I want golden hair too .
To the tune of " Oh pretty baby "
Pity he's not ginger
 
Oh erling haaland you are the love of my life
Oh erling haaland I'd let you s@#g my wife
Oh erling haaland I want golden hair too .
To the tune of " Oh pretty baby "
Pity he's not ginger
I did a (better) version of that 50 pages ago ;-)
 
Haaland has now got 4 chants. Probably more. Lol!

“Haaland, Haaland, Haaland….
“Erling Haaland is a blue, he hates Munchens
“Erling, Erling, Alfie, Alfie (Yaya & Kolo chant)
“You thought you'd won the league chant (video above)

Neither are new or original in the true sense.
Wish we would change that M*nichs to "Roy Keane" or something let's not lower ourselves to that crap please.
 

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