A song for Erling...

[BlueTG]

Haaland, Haaland, Erling Fucking Haaland.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Pretty piss poor if that’s the only song we can come up with for Haaland. Always thought Barca were shocking just shouting Messi for 17 years on repeat to the best player ever.

Don’t think it will end up like that, Erling is creating his own City history and with that will come big moments, one’s that will be immortalised in song, it’s the way it’s always happened at City

 

[spendmorethanerikson]

Still has to be this - even sounds like they are saying Haaland! :)

It has to be this. Skip to 3.14

Ha Ha Ha Ha HAALAND!
Erling Ha Ha Ha Ha HAALAND!

Etc.




Simple!

 

[jayfx]

Pretty piss poor if that’s the only song we can come up with for Haaland. Always thought Barca were shocking just shouting Messi for 17 years on repeat to the best player ever.

How about Haaland, Haaland, he hates Man u, Haaland, Haaland...

We've got to stick them in somewhere haven't we?

 

[train man]

I reiterate my surprise that the drunken sailor has not caught on at all - everyone knows the tune, rhythm, easy words, can be sung on a loop, it's a simple winner for me and, contrary to some, I prefer the cleaner "Can't stop him from scoring" (as opposed to "you can't stop him scoring")
If you hear it in some random bierkeller or brauhaus next week, come and say hello!

 

[Willtaylor]

I reiterate my surprise that the drunken sailor has not caught on at all - everyone knows the tune, rhythm, easy words, can be sung on a loop, it's a simple winner for me and, contrary to some, I prefer the cleaner "Can't stop him from scoring" (as opposed to "you can't stop him scoring")
If you hear it in some random bierkeller or brauhaus next week, come and say hello!

This and only this

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if Haaland doesn’t get you
Alvarez must!

ok it’s shit …….

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if Haaland doesn’t get you
Alvarez must!

ok it’s shit …….

To Starman/Bowie

We've got Haaland, waiting in the box
Looks like a polar bear and more cunning than a fox
They say he'll play for Madrid but he's City till he dies

We've got Haaland, waiting in the box
Looks like a polar bear and more cunning than a fox.
They say he'll play for Madrid but he's City till he dies

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Got to be played on Tuesday night



Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Sheik)
Nah nah nah (Mansour)
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah Nah

He's gonna score more GOALS than you HAALAND

Not bad but the last word needs to be CHELSEA

 

[ancoats]

Not bad but the last word needs to be CHELSEA

we just change it every week to the team we are playing, hahahahahah