Ferguson tearfully playing out the contract negiotiations in public.
Rooney telling the world that he's leaving because the rags "lack ambition."
Evra telling the world Rooney should "never play for the club again."
Group of bally-clad MIB outside his house shouting "sign for City and you're dead."
You couldn't make this up.
Absolute comedy gold of the highest order,no matter how they try and spin it.
If nothing else this week has reminded us all of the cowardly,cynical,bullying manipulative nature of the rags,both on and off the pitch.
And the funniest bit of all?
That the nobhead,turncoat rag fans dancing for joy-you know the "Coleen forgave you but we won't" placard waving brigade...don't even realise they've been had over.
Rooney's simply signed the deal to make sure he's worth more to the Glazers in the summer-a compromise deal with baconface,in return for him giving up the "rag mafia" campaign to destroy him via the media-in the way that only the bullying,egotistical old twat can.
Twattish manager,twattish player,twattish "fans."
Absolutely made for each other.