Anyone got any unusual/weird/pointless skills?

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

The Beatles usually had about 4 singles and 2 LP's a year and as each one came out I played them....a lot.

I still can recite every word from every song they made (about 200 songs)

I told you before, you can't do that.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I can slide down a penny whistle and fart through every hole.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.

You are a nightmare for people like me.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I like doing memory challenges. If you showed me the flag of any of the 193 UN member states I can tell you the country. I can list every US President in order. I have memorised every capital city. I also used to know every US state capital and every city that hosted the Olympics but you get rusty if you don’t practice so I wouldn’t back myself any more on those.

I’m not an insufferable know-it-all… I don’t actually have any knowledge of these things outside of just pure memory. I just do it for fun when I’m bored because I’m a sad act.

I also used to be able to balance about 30 coins on my elbow and catch them. Reckon I could still do 10.

 

[Barcon]

All the unusual skills I have are pointless.
I have quite a few woodworking skills that are not pointless, but they are also not unusual.

 

[Bill Walker]

I told you before, you can't do that.

Listen, do you want to know a secret ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I can slide down a penny whistle and fart through every hole.

To be honest, I'd pay good money to see that.

 

[Big Swifty]

I have an uncanny skill of remembering faces. I should be employed by MI5 as their top facial recognition boffin.

Sorry, I thought at first you said "for remembering faeces"

I thought "how can you remember every shit you've had?"
Nw that is a pointless skill

 

[kaz7]

I can hear Kaz squelching from here.

Already had him, twice

 

[idahoblues]

To be honest, I'd pay good money to see that.

I did pay money to see that, wish I hadn’t