Anyone got any unusual/weird/pointless skills?

I can peel an apple, or an orange for that matter, with a single continuous cut. The fact that I haven’t been propelled to vast wealth and worldwide adulation, shows clearly how borderline racism crosses that line. I wish I hadn’t remembered this, I feel sad now.
 
I can build Airfix kits to a professional standard. Fucking useless to anyone else and end up putting most in the loft but it stops me getting bored while the missus is doing housework or watching her shit tv shows.
 

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