Anyone mastered the guitar on here?

[Magicpole]

Sounds idyllic but the 12000 miles might be a slight impediment

You lazy ****. Think of the whisky.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I've just seen this place.

Based solely on the website I like what they seem to say. They actually appear to try and listen, or at least say they do!

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Thanks again !

 

[Blue Maverick]

I've been playing for about 50 years and used to give lessons as a registered guitar teacher and played in quite a few bands on both guitar and bass guitar.
If you starting out, learn to finger the basic chords and when your used to doing that (muscle memory) practise changing from one to another.
Start with E A & D they're the easiest, then move onto the next ones C F & G. look up the fingerings online.

Ha ha check out porn hub for more fingering tips

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

You can play a huge amount of songs by just knowing a handful of chords.

I played bass but music is one hell of a waste of time if you want to make real money.

Tell that to Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Keith Richards.

 

[NZBlue]

You lazy ****. Think of the whisky.

If you could see the drool on my chin you'd realise just how much I was thinking about the whisky

 

[Kompany Car]

Nobody truly masters the guitar, regardless of how good you get you'll always find something that you find exceptionally difficult to play.
Whilst Ive tried some fingerstyle playing, I found it really difficult beyond the tunes with relatively simple patterns. I either dont have the aptitude or muscle memory to be good at it

 

[Magicpole]

If you could see the drool on my chin you'd realise just how much I was thinking about the whisky

Well, I suppose I will let it go. You seem ok. If I don’t make it big it’s your fault though. Just to be clear on that.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Tell that to Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Keith Richards.

More rhetoric from people completely missing the point.

For every success story there’s a further 100,000 people who’ve failed.

Get a job.

 

[PragueBlue]

More rhetoric from people completely missing the point.

For every success story there’s a further 100,000 people who’ve failed.

Get a job.

Your comments on this thread are a bit strange. Nobody was talking about learning the guitar as a means to make money. Certainly not the OP, who, if I understand correctly, does quite well financially out of his own business.

 

[lazerblue]

Can you travel up to East Lothian and teach me? I have a lovely cottage and you can have your own room. I also have many fine malt whiskies and all sorts of other booze, if you are one of those heathens who don’t like whisky.

dont go mate!
An Englishmen moved to a cottage in Scotland.

After a while, there was a knock on the door. It was a large kilted Scotsman who said 'Welcome. We'd like to invite you to a ceilidh.'

'What's a ceilidh?' asked the Englishman.

'Oh, there'll be some music, lots of drinking and lots of shagging' came the reply.

'OK, what should I wear?'

'Come as you are. It'll just be the two of us.'