Anyone with a wife they just don’t like?

[dronefromsector7G]

My mother in law is 7000 miles away. Next trick is to get my wife that far

 

[Barcon]

My mother in law is 7000 miles away. Next trick is to get my wife that far

I can help with 3,500 miles if she doesn't mind the spare room.
Any woman that buys me a pint is alright by me.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I can help with 3,500 miles if she doesn't mind the spare room.
Any woman that buys me a pint is alright by me.

She did gob in it tbf

 

[Barcon]

She did gob in it tbf

If I typed what I'm thinking you would kill me : )

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If I typed what I'm thinking you would kill me : )

That you’d like to bum me?

 

[hammocity]

Pearl necklace you say . That's fruity stuff

My mate is responsible for that, his own slang, string of pearls, girls, box of toys, boys, German Cruiser, boozer, my Mrs, Pale Ale, Gail, me, Dancing in the Dark, Mark, he’s relentless but a cracking mate who I’ve known for many years.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Would the eyes be open or shut.



Just asking.

as they say in Yorkshire...th'eyes wide shut!

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

My mate is responsible for that, his own slang, string of pearls, girls, box of toys, boys, German Cruiser, boozer, my Mrs, Pale Ale, Gail, me, Dancing in the Dark, Mark, he’s relentless but a cracking mate who I’ve known for many years.

Bit like no harm done up the bum . My mate used to say. Yorkshire fella thick as mince

 

[roach3]

I was warned years ago that my wife will turn out like her mother (who was a nightmare)
I said not a fukin chance will i allow that.
22 years later i was wrong.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I loved my ex wife more than any word could ever describe.

Many years after our divorce, I often look back and wonder why I loved my ex wife more than any word could ever describe.

If you have a wife you just don’t like, get rid.