Anyone with a wife they just don’t like?

[Alan ogleys ball bag]

Come round to mine and give my wife one
It's like fucking a corpse, so would be good practice

lol

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

You get the partner you deserve in life.
Yours seems quite apt.

Sounds just like my ex. She had no clue about FFP so we had nothing to talk about.

 

[hammocity]

Mrs H is a trouper, she lives with a right awkward fucker who just hates, Dippers, Rags, Tarquins, Spuds and Chavs. Her other half is either on the golf course or watching sport on TV, he’s a proper Twat at times.

 

[aguero93:20]

Apart from me?

Never mind mate, I'm sure number 7 will work out. God loves a trier.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Mrs H is a trouper, she lives with a right awkward fucker who just hates, Dippers, Rags, Tarquins, Spuds and Chavs. Her other half is either on the golf course or watching sport on TV, he’s a proper Twat at times.

Ye but whilst he’s out she’s having a whale of a time ;)

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

I see my wife about once a year. You could say its the perfect marriage. Not lived with her for about 15 years .

 

[hammocity]

Ye but whilst he’s out she’s having a whale of a time ;)

You’re so right, she’s out with the girls every couple of weeks and until this year when one of her best friends passed she’d be in Tenerife at her apartment for a jolly up with the string of pearls.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I see my wife about once a year. You could say its the perfect marriage. Not lived with her for about 15 years .

Which one of you is "inside"?

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

You’re so right, she’s out with the girls every couple of weeks and until this year when one of her best friends passed she’d be in Tenerife at her apartment for a jolly up with the string of pearls.

Pearl necklace you say . That's fruity stuff

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Which one of you is "inside"?

She could be as I've not seen her this year . Tried to get divorced twice and it cost me about 2k . It was actually a good excuse with my last bird that it was illegal to marry her . Got no kids with the official wife so it's just another bizarre thing in my life .