Apology to the club

OP just tell the magistrates you had put some poppers up your arse before kick off and suddenly they kicked in.

Please note, I have absolutely no idea why or how you would do it, I just read it in off top, (they are a weird bunch in there)
 
This is legendary

40 years ago!

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Brilliant image that, was in my wank bank as a young un in my early 20’s at the time. She’s the same age as Mrs H and I can categorically say those fun bags won’t be hanging at the same trajectory these days, love it.
 
Unfortunately I was the fan that ran on when we scored the third.

I'm embarrassed for myself and the embarrassment it's caused my family. It was a spur of the moment thing and I'd change it if I could go back.

Is there anyone at the club I can get in touch with to issue an apology.
We’re you in the east Stand mate? If you were the guy who jumped over the hoarding towards Ilkay ad he was knee sliding then I can’t see any reason that you would be arrested for that. It was a moment of unbelievable joy, no aggression or malice, I am completely against pitch invasions but at that moment I’d have been tempted to run towards Ilkay and I’m an FOC 63 year old accountant on the second tier (of the stadium, not the accounting profession). If that was you then no way you should be prosecuted or banned for that. It was pure joy and exhilaration
 
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We’re you in the east Stand mate? If you were the guy who jumped over the hoarding towards Ilkay ad he was knee sliding then I can’t see any reason that you would be arrested for that. It was a moment of unbelievable joy, no aggression or malice, I am completely against pitch invasions but at that moment I’d have been tempted to run towards Ilkay and I’m an FOC 63 year old accountant on the second tier (of the stadium, not the accounting profession). If that was you then no way you should be prosecuted or banned for that. It was pure joy and exhilaration
That's not him, he actually got on the pitch in front of the goal, as can be seen on the villa fans video. The bloke I think you're referring to never got past 2nd base, ie the advertising boards, although he probably would have if the steward hadn't stopped him, and he'd now be facing the same as poor old Meldrew.
 
We’re you in the east Stand mate? If you were the guy who jumped over the hoarding towards Ilkay ad he was knee sliding then I can’t see any reason that you would be arrested for that. It was a moment of unbelievable joy, no aggression or malice, I am completely against pitch invasions but at that moment I’d have been tempted to run towards Ilkay and I’m an FOC 63 year old accountant on the second tier (of the stadium, not the accounting profession). If that was you then no way you should be prosecuted or banned for that. It was pure joy and exhilaration
Can you be my defence barrister haha but no I ran on from Colin Bell stand
 
Can you be my defence barrister haha but no I ran on from Colin Bell stand
You probably didn’t do much that the average fan wouldn’t do. Look at Ilkay reaction,I would imagine yours was pretty similar, just that you aren’t a player. Have you managed to contact the club mate?
 
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I would ask the court to take into account that you weren’t the only one to commit the offence in that hour and why you are being singled out surely if you are punished so should the other 10k? Write an email to Danny Wilson with a apology explain it’s out of character and has never happen before or will happen again your just got caught up in the emotion as we all did
 
Can you be my defence barrister haha but no I ran on from Colin Bell stand
iv just seen a video on youtube where gundo has just scored
and the uploader is saying its someone in black that makes the stewards
take, i presume you away after he thought they ( the stewards ) were going to let the person go
 

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