Autoeroticasphyxiation

Timmmmahhhh said:
m27 said:
Sports bag?
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I was actually discussing this at a mates last night, no, not whilst in a circle jerk, but would a JD bag suffice?

That way it isnt actually tied more "drawn" shut meaning a last second escape could me made?
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Although fine in principle, I'm not convinced the drawstring could result in suffcient pressure to throttle a person. I reckon it would just give you a bit of a nasty graze on the neck; more of a 'Chinese Burn Wank' really.
 
m27 said:
Timmmmahhhh said:
I was actually discussing this at a mates last night, no, not whilst in a circle jerk, but would a JD bag suffice?

That way it isnt actually tied more "drawn" shut meaning a last second escape could me made?
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Although fine in principle, I'm not convinced the drawstring could result in suffcient pressure to throttle a person. I reckon it would just give you a bit of a nasty graze on the neck; more of a 'Chinese Burn Wank' really.
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I just spat crisps at my computer screen!!
 
m27 said:
meldrew said:
What's wrong with the old finger up your arse?

*Not that I've tried it!*
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Let me tell you a story about that.

17 years ago our school treated the 5th year football team to a trip to somewhere rural (forgotten where exactly) as a reward for winning the cup. We stayed in a cottage and wewere all crammed in a bedroom one night swopping stories about birds and sexual encounters as 16 year olds do before all going to bed.

The mood was pretty jovial and then one of the lads, for the purposes of this exercise we shall call him Joe (because that's what he was fucking called) started telling his story:

"I was in my bedroom the other night at home and I heard my Mum and Dad shagging so I started having a wank...." *jaws drop*

*oblivious* "Then just as I was about to shoot my load I stuck a pencil up my arse. Has anyone tried it, it's fucking ace!"

I think Joe had issues. The pencil on its own I can accept but the pencil/parents having sex combo is surely not right. Pinkwheeltrim, is this something you've tried?
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Well,I have had a wank whilst listening to my parents going at it and I have had a wank with a rubber gloved finger stuck up my arse,but never the two things at once!(that would be wrong)

When I was 15/16 I had a bit of a thing for the older woman next door who would come home every Saturday night with a different fella and have very noisy sex with them!
I would be there in my room,one hand holding a glass to the wall,the other tugging away at the "little chap" wishing it was me giving her one! After a while listening wasn't enough,I wanted to see as well,so one night when the all to familiar sounds started up I went out and tried her door, to my joy and surprise it wasn't locked!!

I was trembling with fear and excitement as I crept up her stairs,all the time the sounds of really dirty sex were getting louder and louder!! Her bed room door was wide open and I could see her sat on top of this guy going for it like the clappers! I had a great wank right there on the landing,came all over her woodchip wallpaper and sneaked back home again.

Now that was a real danger wank!! Not sure how I would have explained myself if I had been caught! Best wank ever!!
 
Ive think we all should try it tonight a mass bluemoon wank fest, set up web cam so we can keep an eye one another and make sure no ones cheating and then we can report back on here our findings.
 
pinkwheeltrim said:
Come on guys,we've all been sexually frustrated teenagers who will do anything to get a sight,sound or sniff of a bit of rumpy pumpy!!

I'm just glad that these days I have a girlfriend who is every bit as perverted as me. We have lots of fun!!
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I agree, I feel drained, literally, afterwards, good girl aint she?
 
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