Autoeroticasphyxiation

[m27]

We've not got any plastic bags!

How much are you expecting to release? Just tell anyone who walks in that it's artex.

The bag's to go on my head!!

 

[Mark - TheBlue]

Pinkwheeltrims thread was the funnyest thread ive ever seen on bluemoon

 

[1_barry_conlon]

How much are you expecting to release? Just tell anyone who walks in that it's artex.

The bag's to go on my head!!

In that case have you got the belt and the aforementioned citrus fruit to hand?

 

[m27]

I'm still at work!

Got to be careful here or the thread will get pulled.

He described in detail his wife giving him pleasure with a large purple strap on device.

Was genuinely baffled that noone else came forward to share experiences.

After the Mods got annoyed a few of us spent the rest of the day posting Finnbar Saunders-style innuendo posts to general mirth.

Then they got pulled as well.

Arf! To be honest, I've not spent enough time down here to get to know Pink that well but I think I'm now up to speed with his sexual preferences.

I did enjoy his description of himself yesterday - "sexual buccaneer". I like that.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

He pushes the boundaries are afraid to go near.

That's three of us in your fan club, Wheeltrim.

 

[m27]

The bag's to go on my head!!

In that case have you got the belt and the aforementioned citrus fruit to hand?

I have an orange and a belt. The belt is for my neck but fuck knows what I do with the orange. I'm fed up of asking.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Got to be careful here or the thread will get pulled.

He described in detail his wife giving him pleasure with a large purple strap on device.

Was genuinely baffled that noone else came forward to share experiences.

After the Mods got annoyed a few of us spent the rest of the day posting Finnbar Saunders-style innuendo posts to general mirth.

Then they got pulled as well.

Arf! To be honest, I've not spent enough time down here to get to know Pink that well but I think I'm now up to speed with his sexual preferences.

I did enjoy his description of himself yesterday - "sexual buccaneer". I like that.

He could have raised his profile though if he'd describe himself as a "sexual f**kaneer"

He could make it his own.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

In that case have you got the belt and the aforementioned citrus fruit to hand?

I have an orange and a belt. The belt is for my neck but fuck knows what I do with the orange. I'm fed up of asking.

Put it in your mouth. It's easier to explain then if someone walks in rather than it being stuck up your jacksy.

 

[m27]

Arf! To be honest, I've not spent enough time down here to get to know Pink that well but I think I'm now up to speed with his sexual preferences.

I did enjoy his description of himself yesterday - "sexual buccaneer". I like that.

He could have raised his profile though if he'd describe himself as a "sexual f**kaneer"

He could make it his own.

There's definitely a Viz character in that.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

He could have raised his profile though if he'd describe himself as a "sexual f**kaneer"

He could make it his own.

There's definitely a Viz character in that.

..and wanking in next door's hall would be the first storyline.