Autoeroticasphyxiation

[m27]

I have an orange and a belt. The belt is for my neck but fuck knows what I do with the orange. I'm fed up of asking.

Put it in your mouth. It's easier to explain then if someone walks in rather than it being stuck up your jacksy.

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"Oh sorry, I couldn't see that. As you were."

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Put it in your mouth. It's easier to explain then if someone walks in rather than it being stuck up your jacksy.

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"Oh sorry, I couldn't see that. As you were."

I really laughed at that

 

[1_barry_conlon]

He could have raised his profile though if he'd describe himself as a "sexual f**kaneer"

He could make it his own.

There's definitely a Viz character in that.

Pinkwheeltrim - The pervy pirate and sexual f**kaneer

(he's a jolly rogerer)

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Put it in your mouth. It's easier to explain then if someone walks in rather than it being stuck up your jacksy.

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"So why is there one shoved up your jacksy as well?"

 

[m27]

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"So why is there one shoved up your jacksy as well?"

"It's for half-time"

We're just going over old ground now!!!

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"So why is there one shoved up your jacksy as well? Oh you're having a strangle-wank. As you were."

 

[m27]

There's definitely a Viz character in that.

Pinkwheeltrim - The pervy pirate and sexual f**kaneer

(he's a jolly rogerer)

Brilliant.

I can't draw at all but someone could surely get this going and include Blue Mooners in the storyline.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Put it in your mouth. It's easier to explain then if someone walks in rather than it being stuck up your jacksy.

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"Oh sorry, I couldn't see that. As you were."

Brilliant thread everyone had tears rolling.
I couldn't see after this had to get up and take a break.

Saying this I'm sure a few will find it very educational

 

[m27]

Oh aye yeah;

"m27, what are you doing completely naked in the office with a Morrison's bag on your head, a belt round your neck with your cock in your hand??"

"(muffled) I'm eating an orange"

"Oh sorry, I couldn't see that. As you were."

Brilliant thread everyone had tears rolling.
I couldn't see after this had to get up and take a break.

Saying this I'm sure a few will find it very educational

I want to know if Pinkwheeltrim has had another crack at it, this time with a bag without holes in it.

PINK! WHERE ARE YOU PINK? STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT, DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT.......

 

[Brumblue]

Re the orange, and I can't be fucked reading through 13 pages to see if someone's put it but, in the case of the Tory MP, he had injected it with amyl nitrate aka poppers so he was breathing in the fumes and making it more intense.