Bad news for w*nkers

[jimharri]

Have to be honest here; I'd never heard of this "pornhub" thing. Am I right in assuming that it offers adult entertainment? If that's the case, I better go and check on my mate. He'll be gutted.

 

[Barcon]

Just waiting for the wife to get back to her computer so that I can investigate myself.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Have to be honest here; I'd never heard of this "pornhub" thing. Am I right in assuming that it offers adult entertainment? If that's the case, I better go and check on my mate. He'll be gutted.

That's the spirit, give him a hand, be a crutch to lean on...

 

[Fame Monster]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

 

[@BluePhil8]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

8 minutes including fore play lmao!

 

[jimharri]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

You know the rules......

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

What on earth did you do for the remaining 7 minutes..?? Just interested.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Team xhamster right here.

people that masterbate watching Hamsters have sex has never sat right with me

 

[mccity]

Never liked it anyway.

 

[oakiecokie]

What on earth did you do for the remaining 7 minutes..?? Just interested.

Took him that long just to fucking climb out.