Bad news for w*nkers

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

You had to make do with Health and Efficiency in my day......

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You had to make do with Health and Efficiency in my day......

But that's in colour...

 

[Bill Walker]

Imagine if pornhub had filmed all it's users using the users camera.... they could make a fortune in blackmailing.
"Send us 10 grand are we put the video of your wank online haha.."

@dronefromsector7G would need a fucking mortgage..

A bit like the old Monty python gameshow sketch... Blackmail

 

[idahoblues]

Imagine if pornhub had filmed all it's users using the users camera.... they could make a fortune in blackmailing.
"Send us 10 grand are we put the video of your wank online haha.."

@dronefromsector7G would need a fucking mortgage..

A bit like the old Monty python gameshow sketch... Blackmail

I'd charge them for showing me

 

[Barcon]

Imagine if pornhub had filmed all it's users using the users camera.... they could make a fortune in blackmailing.
"Send us 10 grand are we put the video of your wank online haha.."

@dronefromsector7G would need a fucking mortgage..

A bit like the old Monty python gameshow sketch... Blackmail

Somebody tried it with me. I said, "Go ahead, tell your friends". They had a screenshot of me looking like a serial killer hiding in a bush.

 

[Bill Walker]

They had a screenshot of me looking like a serial killer hiding in a bush.

Nothing new there..

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Great thread title.

 

[hammocity]

Cant beat a well thumbed 1970's Razzle, wind swept and water worn pages crumpled under the branches of a long forgotten hydrangea.


" I want my paper round back..!! "

I did a paper round in the early 70's, the highlight was Playboy tucked into a Customer's paper on Wednesday's (I think), was intrigued by the photo's as a young teenager. Those staples were often strategically placed.

 

[hammocity]

8 minutes including fore play lmao!

Very much a "stayer" in my book

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I remember making a porn video once with some chubby bird I used to see. I think it was 8 minutes long (including foreplay) and she didn't move off her back once. Horrific to watch...never again.

It was indeed horrific. And I'll never search 'monster breakfast porn' again pal!

6 minutes of food foreplay of watching a fat bird chomping away on a plate full of eggs bacon sausage back pudding beans tomatoes n' slice of fried bread. And 2 minutes watching a monster throwing an extra sausage up a ginnel.

I'm mentally scared now: /