Balotelli [MERGED]

*camera pans through the first team dressing room*

*door swings open. Mario holds the door open and looks around the room with a smirk on his face. He is chewing on a tooth pick and is wearing aviator mirror shades*

*Mario walks through the dressing room, ignoring the whispered conversations going on around him. Jo sniggers behind his back but looks away and scuttles to the showers when Mario looks at him*

*Mario gets to his locker and opens it, a pair of knuckle dusters falls to the ground, behind him, a door slams open, nearly off it's hinges. It is Mancini*

'Balotelli, my office. NOW!'

*Mario shakes his head and chuckles to himself. He saunters over to Mancini's office, closes the door and waits.*

*Mancini has his sleeves rolled up to his elbows and there are sweat patches around his arm pits. He looks tired*

RM: 'Sit Mario, goddammit, sit the fuck down. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS SHIT?'

*Mancini points at newspapers showing the tackle*

Mario: 'Chief, You can tell those motherfuckers to stick their papers up their mother fucking arses......'

Mancini: 'Really? For Christ sake's Mario, you Cantona'd the Russian prick in front of everyone...'

Mario: 'He was Ukrainian, not Russian'

Mancini: ' I don't give a fuck if he was the fucking homecoming queen, it was a dumb move, and it cost us the game!' *Mancini points at Mario with a pencil* 'Do that again and I'll have your ass in a sling, you hear me?'

*Mario shrugs*

Mancini: 'You're a good footballer Mario, but you're a loose cannon, the chief already wants your balls on a platter. Us both coming from the old country doesn't mean I can save your ass everytime you fuck up, ya hear me?'

*Mario shrugs and looks over his shades at Mancini. They both grin

Mancini: 'Get the fuck out of my office, ya bum. Go and do what you do best'...........
 
lol moggymoz nice imagination you have there. and free time on your hands as well ;)
 
still think that popov tosser deserved it - he was cheating in the first leg and did the same in the second - such a shame balo did not do the job properly - if your gonna go, go for a good reason man!
Balo just go prove all those doubters wrong and strut your stuff- give us some goals and all will be forgiven- then think about your future- if you want to stay in UK you have to change it a bit - only violence with the rags and last minute - and do the job properly !!! you will be a real hero then my son mark my words- it will be sweet to get revenge for bell, pardoe and the rest
 
Support Mario.

I really hope this is the turning point in his City career and he feels the need to make amends to win the fans over, that means bagging goals and behaving on the pitch.

I really hope no one gives him grief in his next performance for us and we just get behind the lad and support him, unlike his previous experiences.

Yeah so what, his got some issues and he got us knocked out of a competition that half of us didn't care about in the first place. I hope he leads us to bigger and better things.

So let's support him, forgive him and sing his name next time he plays. With that kind of support then i'm sure it'll have an emotional effect on the lad.

If he does something silly again, then ship him of to AC come the summer. But he plays for us and wears the shirt... Support him like we support city week in, week out.

CTID
 
After just reading yet another "hes a nutter, get rid" piece by our nations fine media, I am even more determined that the lad should succeed at City.

Fuck them, and fuck every other **** who has had a pop at one of our own this week, it was a daft challenge and nothing more, nowhere near as malicious as Evans red card assault on Holden today.

Get your shit together lad, you have all the tools, now put the work in.
 
ROBERTO MANCINI threw a SUITCASE at Mario Balotelli during amazing dressing-room scenes following Manchester City's Europa League defeat by Dinamo Kiev.

Kitmen had to separate the warring pair before they could come to blows in the spectacular row after Balotelli had been sent off.

Mancini told the striker: "I don't want to see your face again," to which Balotelli simply replied: "Good" - then walked out.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/nol_public_news/1247823/City-boss-Roberto-Mancini-hurls-suitcase-at-Mario-Balotelli.html?CMP=SOCjam_TW_NOTW" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/pu ... am_TW_NOTW</a>
 
LoveCity said:
ROBERTO MANCINI threw a SUITCASE at Mario Balotelli during amazing dressing-room scenes following Manchester City's Europa League defeat by Dinamo Kiev.

Kitmen had to separate the warring pair before they could come to blows in the spectacular row after Balotelli had been sent off.

Mancini told the striker: "I don't want to see your face again," to which Balotelli simply replied: "Good" - then walked out.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/nol_public_news/1247823/City-boss-Roberto-Mancini-hurls-suitcase-at-Mario-Balotelli.html?CMP=SOCjam_TW_NOTW" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/pu ... am_TW_NOTW</a>

I call bullshit.
 
LoveCity said:
ROBERTO MANCINI threw a SUITCASE at Mario Balotelli during amazing dressing-room scenes following Manchester City's Europa League defeat by Dinamo Kiev.

Kitmen had to separate the warring pair before they could come to blows in the spectacular row after Balotelli had been sent off.

Mancini told the striker: "I don't want to see your face again," to which Balotelli simply replied: "Good" - then walked out.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/nol_public_news/1247823/City-boss-Roberto-Mancini-hurls-suitcase-at-Mario-Balotelli.html?CMP=SOCjam_TW_NOTW" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/pu ... am_TW_NOTW</a>

LMFAO, this is more bs before a big city game.
 
So why does our club let Ferris the rag interview some twat from the News of the World during the Kiev game? Let's ban the fuck@er from the stadium - amd the NOTW prick as well!
 
LoveCity said:
ROBERTO MANCINI threw a SUITCASE at Mario Balotelli during amazing dressing-room scenes following Manchester City's Europa League defeat by Dinamo Kiev.

Kitmen had to separate the warring pair before they could come to blows in the spectacular row after Balotelli had been sent off.

Mancini told the striker: "I don't want to see your face again," to which Balotelli simply replied: "Good" - then walked out.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/public/nol_public_news/1247823/City-boss-Roberto-Mancini-hurls-suitcase-at-Mario-Balotelli.html?CMP=SOCjam_TW_NOTW" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/pu ... am_TW_NOTW</a>

What the hell would a suitcase be doing in the dressing room? Were they packing their stuff for the trip to Chelsea? Maybe Mancini poked him with his toothbrush as well.
 

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