Balotelli.

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oakiecokie said:
abi said:
"Due to the abuse I received in the UK tabloids and abuse of my sister on an internet forum, I today announce that I am staying in Italy for the 2010/11 season. I will hold a press conference at 4pm Thursday if there are further questions. Thankyou." - Super Mario Balotelli

please ignore this post, it is false. Mario has signed and is very happy infact due to his hard times in Italy
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By "hard times" do you mean he has a constant erection ????
Taking too much fookin Viagra !!
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Priapism is no laughing matter.

Well not for the sufferer at least.
 
abi said:
"Due to the abuse I received in the UK tabloids and abuse of my sister on an internet forum, I today announce that I am staying in Italy for the 2010/11 season. I will hold a press conference at 4pm Thursday if there are further questions. Thankyou." - Super Mario Balotelli

please ignore this post, it is false. Mario has signed and is very happy infact due to his hard times in Italy
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I've just had the big fella on the phone and he said shut the fuck up woman or he's back round with the water guns. He said tell mum and dad fuckoff as well for giving an interview to the daily bastard mail the pair of twats...... He's real harsh is Mario when you piss him off.
 
I must admit i thought there was a very small posibility this was genuine at first... Hangs head in shame

now just enjoyin the entertainment!
 
Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!
 
chedleeblue said:
Big Ned said:
Hi guys. Sorry about yelling before. Mario will sign today and is so happy. It is his birthday and I am in charge of the balloons.
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has fergie died???
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No youre confused.

Fergie is in charge of the other balloons.........
 
abi said:
Why do some people not believe me? Ive spoken to mario and he laughed at me ;-( he thinks you lot have a point i could be anyone... why i would lie or anyone would i have no idea. I am who i say i am and he has already signed and it will be released in the press soon so then you will know i was truthfull and will be wanting appologies. Mario said to say 1 thing to you all blue mooners his 1st goal celebration will be awesome!
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Why are you in Nottingham?.
 
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