Balotelli.

[Scottyboi]

Mario, who is your Idol in football? and how good is Mancini?

 

[MCFC BOB]

Hi, I am Mario's chauffeur. We are due in Manchester at 4pm today. He is very excited. I am typing in red because red cars are faster.

Haha, pmsl.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Tell him I love him and want to have his children.

done

 

[pudge]

Where is Mario right now, Italy or England?

 

[handy andys rocket]

ask him if he's going to show micah richards how to dress properly.

 

[1.618034]

I wonder what 1.6' thinks?

I reckon it's a blue actually. But whoever it is I bet it's not the 1st time they've pretended to be a female on the internet.

Chances that it's legit...?

Negligible.

Very funny though. Particularly liked "Abi Fail" and "alternate black and blue characters and an IP address in Cork" lines! -)

And on it goes...

 

[oakiecokie]

Where is Mario right now, Italy or England?

Fuckin hell he`s already told you via his chauffeur.He`s in a red car arriving at COMS at 4.00pm !!

 

[MCFC BOB]

Never been properly involved in a thread like this: one that reaches Classic Threads status, but it's been worth the wait. This is so funny.

 

[oakiecokie]

Never been properly involved in a thread like this: one that reaches Classic Threads status, but it's been worth the wait. This is so funny.

But its all true I tell you !!

 

[Lee_R]

Been laughing at this for an hour now.. lets be honest, its about 4:45 in Milan isnt it?.. I'm pretty sure Mario Balotelli will be ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz right now.