Best Alan Partridge Quotes

[mcfc28]

Alan: "All that powder on your face you look like a clown!"

Lynn laughs

Alan: "DON'T SMILE YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Lhn6CfPb8

Classic!

 

[paphos-mcfc]

My favourite

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[dannybcity]

"You've gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa!"

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There you go you cant's.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

"what do you think about the PEDESTRIANISATION of Norwich City Centre?"

"I know a cracking owl sanctuary"

or to the guy at the petrol station "fancy a pint?"

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

"No way you big spastic you're a mentalist!!"

brilliant. Think in the same episode, "dares more to Ireland dan dis"

 

[foxy]

"No way you big spastic you're a mentalist!!"

brilliant. Think in the same episode, "dares more to Ireland dan dis"

haha "shit it is a dead end!"

 

[blueant]

from the radio show when he was interviewing a f1 driver
alan "now im not about to ask the same old questions you must have heard a thousand times "
f1 driver "why thank you alan i am bored answering them to be truefull "
alan " well you wont get them on this show ...............right .......whats the fastest car you have ever drove ? "

 

[Des]

On viewing the 5 bedroom bastard house -

Estate Agent 'there's a deaf school around the corner'

Partridge 'Does that mean there will be noise or wont be noise, difficult to work out that one.

 

[Eddie]

"Are you trying to recruit me.... you naughty Irish man."

 

[Matty]

On viewing the 5 bedroom bastard house -

Estate Agent 'there's a deaf school around the corner'

Partridge 'Does that mean there will be noise or wont be noise, difficult to work out that one.

Just spat tea at my PC reading that one!!!