Best Alan Partridge Quotes

[Mike N]

"Lynn, where do you think your £6,500 a year comes from?"

 

[Danish Blue]

whom

 

[bluemooncol]

"No way you big spastic you're a mentalist!!"

this, first episode i ever saw and was only about 13, proper pissed myself laughing

 

[Mr Partridge]

"That is where you were conceived, we just didn't take precautions. No no we were delighted...well, at first I was mortified! Then you were born and we grew to like you"

"Lynn's a bit like Burt Reynolds - hard worker but she's got a moustache!"

"I wonder if he's up there now, looking down on us?"
"What, on the roof?"

"Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!"

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

none because he a fucking wanker who is not funny at all

 

[dannybcity]

"No you're not..you're not boring"

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[foxy]

"lynn your hair looks nice, is that the money coming through from your mother?"

"id like to say your mum was a nice person but that would be bullllllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiit"

 

[ConnorMCFC]

i've always wanted to fly a helicopter, hover over a field, scare a donkey so it falls in a river

 

[bizzbo]

"With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane's slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair.

Not my words, Carol.

The words of Top Gear magazine."

 

[blueshortshorts]

"I'm having a go at the undead..do you see any upset zombies around?"..."just one"

"Stop saying you threw a monkey into the sea"

"tannoy"

" Do you like me...sexwise?"

" I didn't realise I had so many fans".." why did you book the albert hall? it's massive"

"Sorrey Alec" " It's Alan..ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN"