Bluemoon joke competition

[Mark - TheBlue]

Maddie McCann became a fan of Stockholm Syndrome

 

[Bluebird1]

A man rings his boss and says "I won't be in work today, I've got anal blindness".

Boss says "what the fook is that?"

He says "I can't see my arse getting out of bed today".

 

[lostmyhouseski]

why do they call it a 'pap smear'?



cause no one would go if it was called a **** scrape

 

[johnny on the spot]

How do you circumcise a boy in Northumbria?

Kick his sister in the chin.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Maddie McCann became a fan of Stockholm Syndrome

Oh god. Should not laugh! but it's like when you see an old person fall over, you know you shouldn't. But you still do!

 

[johnny on the spot]

A plane full of Japanese car parts exploded in mid-air over Greater Manchester earlier today.

A local weatherman said it was raining Datsun cogs.

 

[billy_big_spuds]

Why did the blind dog shag a cabbage?

It must've thought it was a collie.

 

[bluebrown]

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed one night and the neighbours dog is barking like fuck in the garden. Paddy says 'fuck this' and storms off downstairs. 5 minutes he comes back upstairs and his wife says 'what did you do?' Paddy says ' i've put the fucker in our garden lets see how they like it !!!!

 

[Proud to be blue]

A charity Panto in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homeosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "he's behind you!"

 

[MCFC-alan88]

A charity Panto in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homeosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "he's behind you!"

Nice!